Once upon a time a

[kairos12]

man, although quite illiterate, became very wealthy. Over the years he deposited his checks by signing 2 xs.

One day he was called by the bank saying one of his checks had bounced. Outraged, he raced to the bank. He said, "what's the meaning of this bounced check?"

The teller said look at the check and noted it was signed with 3 xs. It must be a forgery.

The man replied, "oh that was my signature, I added that third x because my wife said, as we are coming up in the world, I should add a middle name."

[True Dough]

1. kairos!

A XXX joke from you! I wouldn't have expected such off-color humor here in the Lounge!