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(3,277 posts)Its funny, smart, and faithful. But, why cant we get all 10?
Mike Niendorff
(3,465 posts)Turns out, women just can't afford me
MDN
Deuxcents
(16,456 posts)Celerity
(43,790 posts)what you would start out with (before adding in what you are looking for, if you were looking)
1 ugly, perhaps deformed
2 humourless
3 unintelligent, perhaps dumb as a rock
4 bad in bed, and if a man, perhaps endowed with a microphallus (short AF dick)
5 unfaithful, likely a liar
6 poor, likely in debt, perhaps unemployable and/or just flat out lazy AF
7 has at least one child, perhaps has a string of children, and given the rest of the make-up of this person, the child(ren) are perhaps abandoned
8 short
9 bad body, likely overweight (perhaps obese), perhaps has multiple chronic diseases
10 no sense of romance, perhaps self-centred
I cannot think of a combination of other attributes that would overcome that combined trainwreck of a human (whether it's a man or a woman)
Earth-shine
(4,044 posts)True Dough
(17,394 posts)for $1.25!
LuckyCharms
(17,477 posts)True Dough
(17,394 posts)pray for a bidding war to take me to at least $1.40.
LuckyCharms
(17,477 posts)True Dough
(17,394 posts)At tree fiddy, there's not likely to be any other takers.
smart and funny is all I need...
LakeArenal
(28,894 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,477 posts)Nose hair $5
Earhole hair that looks like gray cotton balls $5
Sucks in gut when attractive person walks by, but it still protrudes $5
Wears only over-sized sweat pants. Wears clean ones for formal occasions $5
Accidently wears different colored socks everyday $5
"I've been trying to get rid of this dang nail fungus since 1987" $5
"That wasn't me, it was the dog" $5
True Dough
(17,394 posts)PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LuckyCharms
(17,477 posts)Marthe48
(17,145 posts)in my husband's hands and he would take care of it.
That quality of trust.
And he was smart, funny and romantic
True Dough
(17,394 posts)No humor lurking here. Genuinely wish you still had your husband with you.
Marthe48
(17,145 posts)I talk to him almost every day. The conversations are one-sided and I win all the arguments!
Thank you for your kind thoughts. He's been gone since 2017. It took awhile, but I'm in a good place most of the time
LuckyCharms
(17,477 posts)Marthe48
(17,145 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,376 posts)You'll be ahead in the long run.
Aristus
(66,530 posts)Spectacular personal hygiene: $2.50.
Im also smart. But thats free.
highplainsdem
(49,134 posts)highplainsdem
(49,134 posts)Last edited Fri May 12, 2023, 11:59 PM - Edit history (1)
The $5 will go for just the first three, but that still isn't ideal.
Need another $2 for good in bed.
Another $3 for faithful. And I would dump him if he wasn't.
Wealth is unimportant. I've gone our with some very wealthy men, and they usually turned out to be boring.
I like kids, usually. Anyone's kids.
Need another dollar for tall, because I am.
"Great body" is something I just assume goes with "good looking."
And I'm not a romantic myself, so I never needed a really romantic partner. I guess I've always thought of "romantic" as something very mannered and self-conscious. Loving, sexy and fun was better. Oh, and he'd better like the same music I like...and he'd better be a liberal.
Raine
(30,548 posts)I ran out of money and the other three are more important anyway. 🤗
UTUSN
(70,797 posts)Skittles
(153,317 posts)WTF