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LuckyCharms

(17,472 posts) Sun Apr 16, 2023, 05:18 AM Apr 2023

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I'm sick and tired of being broke, so I'm suing myself for $10,000,000.

I'm suing myself for punitive damages.

Please send your positive thoughts.

I really need to win this case.

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I'm sick and tired of being broke, so I'm suing myself for $10,000,000. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Apr 2023 OP

You shouldn't let yourself jerk you around like that. Clearly. ZZenith Apr 2023 #1

I just looked in the mirror and said LuckyCharms Apr 2023 #2

You'll rue the day you messed with you! ZZenith Apr 2023 #3

I'll use the money to launch an elaborate plan LuckyCharms Apr 2023 #5

Holy shit but you are a crafty one! ZZenith Apr 2023 #6

only if subpoenaed markie Apr 2023 #4

"You not rich? Blame Yo'self." czarjak Apr 2023 #7

Here's hoping you both get a good attorney. n/t cloudbase Apr 2023 #8

Lawyer fees will upset all the best laid plans... MiHale Apr 2023 #9

No matter where you go, there you are... Wounded Bear Apr 2023 #10

My advice? A Legal Defense Fund. Midnight Writer Apr 2023 #11

ZZenith

(4,136 posts)

1. You shouldn't let yourself jerk you around like that. Clearly.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 05:25 AM

Apr 2023

LuckyCharms

(17,472 posts)

2. I just looked in the mirror and said

Reply to ZZenith (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 05:27 AM

Apr 2023

"I'll see you in court".

ZZenith

(4,136 posts)

3. You'll rue the day you messed with you!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #2)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 05:29 AM

Apr 2023

What are you going to do with all your money?

LuckyCharms

(17,472 posts)

5. I'll use the money to launch an elaborate plan

Reply to ZZenith (Reply #3)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 05:32 AM

Apr 2023

to take revenge on myself.

ZZenith

(4,136 posts)

6. Holy shit but you are a crafty one!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #5)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 05:39 AM

Apr 2023

Best of luck to youse!

markie

(22,759 posts)

4. only if subpoenaed

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 05:31 AM

Apr 2023

will I testify

czarjak

(11,335 posts)

7. "You not rich? Blame Yo'self."

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 05:58 AM

Apr 2023

Herman had the answer.

cloudbase

(5,531 posts)

8. Here's hoping you both get a good attorney. n/t

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 07:26 AM

Apr 2023

MiHale

(9,800 posts)

9. Lawyer fees will upset all the best laid plans...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 08:09 AM

Apr 2023

Wounded Bear

(58,778 posts)

10. No matter where you go, there you are...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 10:25 AM

Apr 2023

Annoying, isn't it?

Midnight Writer

(21,853 posts)

11. My advice? A Legal Defense Fund.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Apr 16, 2023, 02:38 PM

Apr 2023

You are being unfairly persecuted and good people will stand up with you against this outrage.

Dig up some dirt on the corrupt scumbag who is suing you and make it public so everyone can see the injustice at play.

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