DU Swearers Check the fuck in!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

[OriginalGeek]

1. Watchoo fuckin want?

I gotta finish this fuckin shit before I can get the fuck home.

[ohiosmith]

2. Fucking A!

[Kali]

3. fuck yes

some dickwad asshole in meta alerted on me for my fucking use of foul language. fuck them.

(series - I got a post hidden for the letters "FO" in my subject line and no message)

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Get the fuck outta here!?!

[GoCubsGo]

22. You have got to fucking be kidding me!

I'm goddamned surprised that has never happened to me, as I say "fuck" all the fucking time. What the hell?!

[hedgehog]

4. Disregard if you're from Buffalo, you're already on the list.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021179898

[Turbineguy]

6. Profanity

is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.

[Populist_Prole]

23. The fuck it is! An annoying fundie jerkoff at at work says basically the same thing

So I double down on the profanity and yet still smoke him in debates because he's an ignorant fuckstick.

Oh, and you're wrong: Profanity isn't a crutch to me: It's a goddamned wheelchair.

[HopeHoops]

7. FUCKEDY FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK PUSSYFART ASSHOLE BASTARD!

Sorry, that was one of my more mild moments.

[rrneck]

8. My monkey ass is IN the fucking house! nt

[bluesbassman]

9. IBTFL

Oh wait, this ain't DU2! Fuck the fucking lock!

[Scuba]

10. Fucking right here.

[ArnoldLayne]

11. Oh go Fuck yourself!! I'm to busy drinking

beer and watching Rev. Al Sharpton now!

[pinboy3niner]

12. You know the rules, dude. You can't have a quorum...

...until CaliforniaPeggy checks in. No CAPeg, no quorum. C'est la fucking vie.

[Wounded Bear]

13. Goddammit! I don't fucking swear....

I fucking don't!

[HarveyDarkey]

14. I'm fucking here

What the hell do you want?

[pinboy3niner]

15. Checking in, boss...

Oh, wait...what's that? SWEARERS, not sweaters? Well that's very different. ...

[trof]

16. OK, I just saw 'The Campaign'.

I don't think they missed a word.

[graywarrior]

17. Well, fuck me sideways, it's about time!

[Initech]

18. America!!! Fuck yeah!!!

[cliffordu]

19. Fuckin' A, baby....I'm here!

[AnneD]

20. Well damn...

Fuck, shit, piss, hell, screw the world. Which one of you ass hat pencil dick bastards is taking the roll. I'd slap you but I don't want to get slut all over my hands.

[Bertha Venation]

47. hahahahaha

[nolabear]

21. Golly fellas, you sure cuss great.

It's a fuckin' pleasure to know you.

[AnneD]

48. Elevating it to an art form.....

"My old man worked in profanity the way some artists work in watercolors. It was his chosen medium."

[7wo7rees]

24. I've been looking for a thread to fucking drop these in.

[7wo7rees]

25. I feel so much better. Fuck!

[SnohoDem]

26. Fuck me running backwards up a tree in the rain!

I'm here.

[guardian]

27. This thread is lower than whale shit! n/t

How about a little fucking decorum?

[benld74]

28. Ahhhh, go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut would ya!?

[kurtzapril4]

29. Fuckity, Fuckity, Fuck Fuck Fuck

Motherfuckers! There i feel much fucking better. Now piss off!

[HappyMe]

30. Well, here I fucking am.

Will there at least be some fucking snacks served?

This damn thread could be an alerter's fucking paradise.

[KamaAina]

31. 'Ai kukae!

[hifiguy]

32. May as well.

Why the fuck not?

[Dr. Strange]

33. Ack! Perform lewd acts of carnality upon my groin ever so softly with a chainsaw!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

34. Chuck you, Farley. You ain't so muckin' fuch. Go back off in your own jackyard!

My mother taught me that one.

[Rambis]

35. shitehawk

[blueknight]

36. well, fuck!

you found me! here the fuck i am!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

37. A handsome motherfucker figlio da putana honorary member of DU Swearers.

I've met him. He really is handsome and projects a total aura of NICE. He's angry but he is not mean. And he's got charisma. As in "women will follow him around with their tongues hanging out like Bill Clinton" charisma.

[Wait Wut]

43. I totally fuckin' agree.

I think he's fuckin' adorable.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

38. How ya doin', ya pinche hijo de puta pendejo??

I believe in cussing in foreign languages just to be creative.

pinche=nasty=originally, short order cook's helper

pendejo=literally, pubic hair

hijo de puta = son of a whore

Aren't cross cultural studies interesting?

You're welcome!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

39. Here's a web site for those wishing to follow in your footsteps:

youswear.com

And for everyone else, try telling them: "Prend tes délicates sensibilités et fous les toi dans le cul."

[sarge43]

40. OK asshole, what the fuck you want now? n/t

[Special Prosciuto]

41. I checked right the fuck in

and I'm chomping at the motherfucking bit to say "fuck all bullshit."

[Wait Wut]

42. Holy shit!

Another fuckin' Cubs fan! That shit is fucked up, isn't it?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

44. Lee fucking Elia would love this thread!

[Bertha Venation]

45. WHO THE SHIT WOKE ME UP?!

Oh. Uh. Hi, everyone.

[Xipe Totec]

46. Coño! Me cago en tu puta madre! nt

[deutsey]

49. Shut the fuck up, Donny n/t

[bluedigger]

50. What the fuck you want?

[polly7]

51. My mom isn't speaking to me right now because I swear too much.

But as my Dad would say, "oh for fuck's sake"! I am gonna try a little harder though.

[libodem]

52. good gosh you guys

Fuck me to tears....

And then fuck me again for cryin'. Bitches.