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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, Youll be next!
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
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I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
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Xipe Totec
(43,900 posts)Now all her unwed female relatives dress up for funerals.
SergeStorms
(19,208 posts)Jeebus, I must be world weary, or else I'm really fucked up. 🤪 These are pretty tame as far as I'm concerned.
True Dough
(17,431 posts)I wouldn't post here some of the jokes that make me laugh. Just too off-color.
mitch96
(13,955 posts)Angleae
(4,510 posts)llashram
(6,265 posts)but that's just me. I laughed out loud. A keeper
MLAA
(17,386 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,319 posts)... stay away from Bored Panda, if there's anything you plan to accomplish today.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Most of them anyway. I really needed that! Badly. Thanks so much. I laughed my arse off at some of the most twisted ones, which makes me worry about myself a bit.
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