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packman

(16,296 posts) Mon Nov 8, 2021, 10:22 AM Nov 2021

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If you need some "Dad" or "Grandpaw" jokes for your kids---

What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.

Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.

What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.

How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.

More groaners at:

https://parade.com/1287449/marynliles/short-jokes/

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If you need some "Dad" or "Grandpaw" jokes for your kids--- (Original Post) packman Nov 2021 OP

Thanks! Just laid some on a bunch of very annoyed 5th graders. GPV Nov 2021 #1

Thank you. My kindergarten granddaughter really like jokes. We know many knock-knocks empedocles Nov 2021 #2

Here's one: Auggie Nov 2021 #3

TY. Here's one for you. Works for 2yrs on up empedocles Nov 2021 #4

I ... Auggie Nov 2021 #5

GPV

(72,377 posts)

1. Thanks! Just laid some on a bunch of very annoyed 5th graders.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Nov 8, 2021, 11:00 AM

Nov 2021

empedocles

(15,751 posts)

2. Thank you. My kindergarten granddaughter really like jokes. We know many knock-knocks

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Nov 8, 2021, 11:18 AM

Nov 2021

This will help

Auggie

(31,167 posts)

3. Here's one:

Reply to empedocles (Reply #2)

Mon Nov 8, 2021, 11:47 AM

Nov 2021

Knock knock

Who's there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co ---

MOO!

empedocles

(15,751 posts)

4. TY. Here's one for you. Works for 2yrs on up

Reply to Auggie (Reply #3)

Mon Nov 8, 2021, 12:22 PM

Nov 2021

[Knock, knock.]

Who's there?

[Boo]

Boo who?

[Boo hoo? Are you crying?]

Auggie

(31,167 posts)

5. I ...

Reply to empedocles (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 8, 2021, 01:16 PM

Nov 2021

like it!

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