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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsFortune cookie game: Add "without pants" to the end of any thread title.
The Science group is boldly going where no one's gone before, without pants.
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Fortune cookie game: Add "without pants" to the end of any thread title. (Original Post)
ohiosmith
Jul 2012
OP
A draft dodger, a tax cheat, and a pathological liar walk into a bar without pants...
Scuba
Jul 2012
#3
"In bed" is the traditional ending. My favorite: "Constant pounding can turn iron into a nail"
HopeHoops
Jul 2012
#6
Yesterday my neighbor gave me the last 2 books of the 50 Shades of Grey series without pants.
Arugula Latte
Jul 2012
#7
Man with world's largest penis frisked by TSA at Calif. airport without pants.
Hell Hath No Fury
Jul 2012
#9
Has it been mentioned that Romney gave the McCain campaign 23 years without pants?
Punkingal
Jul 2012
#32
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)1. Krugman: Thirty Troubling Years without pants.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)2. Bwahahahaha!
Scuba
(53,475 posts)3. A draft dodger, a tax cheat, and a pathological liar walk into a bar without pants...
... but then I've never seen a bar with pants.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)4. POST HERE: What is the worst beer you have ever tasted without pants
and the answer would be none -if it gets to the point where I no longer have pants, that was great beer!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)20. Brilliant!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)6. "In bed" is the traditional ending. My favorite: "Constant pounding can turn iron into a nail"
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)22. Done that too! Learned "without pants" when I lived in Vancouver.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)28. Hey, "without pants" is a Lounge standard.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)7. Yesterday my neighbor gave me the last 2 books of the 50 Shades of Grey series without pants.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)23. Hahahahaha!
charlie and algernon
(13,447 posts)8. Let's dance! "All These Things That I've Done Without Pants"
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)25. Bravo!
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)9. Man with world's largest penis frisked by TSA at Calif. airport without pants.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)26. Yikes!
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)10. Ohiosmith's girlfriend photographed topless without pants!
This fun!
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)11. MFM's career as an underboob didn't last long without pants
Just saying!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)27. Hahahaha!
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)12. Alaskan mayor walks on four paws without pants.
Now there's a sight.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)31. Good one!
bluesbassman
(19,379 posts)13. Is it legal to resell beer without pants?
I think MFM had a bar like that at one time IIRC.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)34. Classic!
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)14. My great nephew is about to be born without pants.
I should hope so!
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)15. I went to the movies again! "Savages Without Pants"
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)16. Actually, Barbra ain't bad in "A Star Is Born" without pants.
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)17. Dumbfounded by a turtle's dick without pants.
I'd be dumbfounded, too.
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)18. help: I'm using a vintage craftsman 3/8 drill without pants
They warn about that in the safety manuals.
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)19. Look what just flew over my house without pants!
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)21. When Gomer joined the Marines, he walked 10 yards...without pants.
G-o-o-o-o-l-l-y!
benld74
(9,909 posts)24. Animation: The Scale of the Universe without pants
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)29. Offered For Sale Without Pants nt
RZM
(8,556 posts)30. The moderators had a big advantage over jurors without pants n/t
Punkingal
(9,522 posts)32. Has it been mentioned that Romney gave the McCain campaign 23 years without pants?
Punkingal
(9,522 posts)33. Tweety - Christie joins the tuba section without pants
what a picture!
Arkansas Granny
(31,528 posts)35. LynneSin reads Robert Plant got married.......without pants.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)36. Obama refuses to apologize....without pants. nt