"How Dad are You?"

[Nevilledog]

[Cirque du So-What]

1. I've probably used 90% of those at one time or another

I try not to use them frequently, however.

[Diamond_Dog]

2. "Another country heard from"

After hearing someone burp or fart.

[Karadeniz]

3. Wow! We have a cultural language!!

[petronius]

4. 10 for me, and I don't have kids. But seriously, what kind of barbarian WOULDN'T say

"Look, horses!"? (And I refuse to believe that any sane & sentient human could ever drive past cows without making a mooing sound...)

[WVreaper]

5. My young son, about four

Mommy , "Why does daddy call other cars ASSHOLE"

[gratuitous]

6. I sense someone is making fun of the ways of my people

[Nevilledog]

7. Perfect score, eh?