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Wed Dec 16, 2020, 05:33 PM Dec 2020

Pandemic Pickup Lines



“You can’t spell ‘Quarantine’ without U-R-A-Q-T”

“Baby, wherever you stand, it’s a ‘hot spot.’”

“Is that an exponential growth curve in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Wanna come over to my place for a 10 to 14 night stand?”

“My love for you grows each day, like the number of total active cases when the R-naught value is higher than 1.0.”

“Roses are red, but their thorns can be OUCH-ie. You’re even sexier than Anthony Fauci”


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