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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsLets have some fun today and play "Trump is so stupid that....."
I'll start with:
Trump is so stupid that if you asked him to define "ad-hominem" he would say it was part of a soup recipe.
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underpants
(184,171 posts)sdfernando
(5,112 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(27,576 posts)![](/emoticons/laughing.gif)
ironflange
(7,781 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(27,576 posts)stalled escalator!
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)I heard a comedian once do a 5 minute bit on broken escalators.
ProfessorGAC
(66,955 posts)A line I remember: "I saw an escalator with an out of order sign. Why? Aren't they now stairs?"
Maybe, Steven Wright?
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)the escalator was not working and they placed a sign saying "Escalator out of service....Sorry for the convenience"
ProfessorGAC
(66,955 posts)No wonder you remembered it. That's a funny line.
COLGATE4
(14,788 posts)he took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)Harker
(14,447 posts)he's just... so... stupid.
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)COLGATE4
(14,788 posts)he thought that Moby Dick was a social disease.
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)sarge43
(28,976 posts)He saw a can of orange concentrate in the freezer and froze to death.
He bankrupted a casino in Atlantic City.
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)ProfessorGAC
(66,955 posts)The bankrupt thing is perfect!!!! LOL! Again.
sarge43
(28,976 posts)Once in awhile Karma whisper in my ear, "Go for it, girl. You know you want to."
Yeah, bankrupting a casino is like bankrupting a Starbucks on a military base. It takes an inverted genius.
Atticus
(15,124 posts)It was not a woman.
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)Eats "The BIG White Mint".
"Roadhouse" fans know what I'm talking about.
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)Glorfindel
(9,838 posts)he can't figure out whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch. (I think that's an old Dolly Parton joke.)
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,509 posts)...last time someone tried to get into the White House illegally he dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave.
sdfernando
(5,112 posts)sdfernando
(5,112 posts)and he was stranded for three days until they fixed it!