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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsLets have some fun today and play "Trump is so stupid that....."
I'll start with:
Trump is so stupid that if you asked him to define "ad-hominem" he would say it was part of a soup recipe.
underpants
(182,883 posts)sdfernando
(4,941 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,609 posts)ironflange
(7,781 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,609 posts)stalled escalator!
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)I heard a comedian once do a 5 minute bit on broken escalators.
ProfessorGAC
(65,191 posts)A line I remember: "I saw an escalator with an out of order sign. Why? Aren't they now stairs?"
Maybe, Steven Wright?
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)the escalator was not working and they placed a sign saying "Escalator out of service....Sorry for the convenience"
ProfessorGAC
(65,191 posts)No wonder you remembered it. That's a funny line.
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)he took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)Harker
(14,036 posts)he's just... so... stupid.
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)he thought that Moby Dick was a social disease.
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)sarge43
(28,945 posts)He saw a can of orange concentrate in the freezer and froze to death.
He bankrupted a casino in Atlantic City.
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,191 posts)The bankrupt thing is perfect!!!! LOL! Again.
sarge43
(28,945 posts)Once in awhile Karma whisper in my ear, "Go for it, girl. You know you want to."
Yeah, bankrupting a casino is like bankrupting a Starbucks on a military base. It takes an inverted genius.
Atticus
(15,124 posts)It was not a woman.
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)Eats "The BIG White Mint".
"Roadhouse" fans know what I'm talking about.
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)Glorfindel
(9,736 posts)he can't figure out whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch. (I think that's an old Dolly Parton joke.)
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,482 posts)...last time someone tried to get into the White House illegally he dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave.
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)sdfernando
(4,941 posts)and he was stranded for three days until they fixed it!