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Lets have some fun today and play "Trump is so stupid that....." (Original Post) sdfernando Oct 2020 OP
His favorite candy is W&W's underpants Oct 2020 #1
Nice! sdfernando Oct 2020 #2
Ha! Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2020 #3
Doesn't like 3&3's though ironflange Oct 2020 #14
He had to be rescued from a Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2020 #4
very good! sdfernando Oct 2020 #5
I Recall That, Too ProfessorGAC Oct 2020 #15
The line I remember is sdfernando Oct 2020 #18
Sounding Even More Like Steven Wright! ProfessorGAC Oct 2020 #20
Trump is so stupid that COLGATE4 Oct 2020 #6
....and he lost! sdfernando Oct 2020 #8
Trump is so stupid... Harker Oct 2020 #7
and clueless sdfernando Oct 2020 #9
Trump is so stupid that COLGATE4 Oct 2020 #10
LOL!! sdfernando Oct 2020 #11
Even with the instructions on the heel, he couldn't pour pee out of a boot. sarge43 Oct 2020 #12
All of those are great! sdfernando Oct 2020 #13
You're On A Roll Today, Sarge! ProfessorGAC Oct 2020 #16
Thank you, Prof sarge43 Oct 2020 #17
He was very interested in seeing a "deer" with a "big rack" until he found out Atticus Oct 2020 #19
Very good. sdfernando Oct 2020 #21
He's so stupid that he... Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2020 #22
Never seen the movie so you lost me...but I trust you! /NT sdfernando Oct 2020 #25
Hear ya go. Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2020 #26
Trump is so stupid that.. Glorfindel Oct 2020 #23
LOL.....I haven't heard that one before. /NT sdfernando Oct 2020 #24
Trump is so stupid... discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2020 #27
hahaha sdfernando Oct 2020 #28
His golden escalator, broke sdfernando Oct 2023 #29

ProfessorGAC

(63,888 posts)
15. I Recall That, Too
Wed Oct 21, 2020, 04:38 PM
Oct 2020

A line I remember: "I saw an escalator with an out of order sign. Why? Aren't they now stairs?"
Maybe, Steven Wright?

sdfernando

(4,878 posts)
18. The line I remember is
Wed Oct 21, 2020, 05:12 PM
Oct 2020

the escalator was not working and they placed a sign saying "Escalator out of service....Sorry for the convenience"

sarge43

(28,929 posts)
12. Even with the instructions on the heel, he couldn't pour pee out of a boot.
Wed Oct 21, 2020, 03:10 PM
Oct 2020

He saw a can of orange concentrate in the freezer and froze to death.

He bankrupted a casino in Atlantic City.

sarge43

(28,929 posts)
17. Thank you, Prof
Wed Oct 21, 2020, 04:46 PM
Oct 2020

Once in awhile Karma whisper in my ear, "Go for it, girl. You know you want to."

Yeah, bankrupting a casino is like bankrupting a Starbucks on a military base. It takes an inverted genius.

Glorfindel

(9,697 posts)
23. Trump is so stupid that..
Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:49 PM
Oct 2020

he can't figure out whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch. (I think that's an old Dolly Parton joke.)

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,466 posts)
27. Trump is so stupid...
Thu Oct 22, 2020, 03:34 PM
Oct 2020

...last time someone tried to get into the White House illegally he dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave.

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