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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums# Lets have some fun today and play "Trump is so stupid that....."

I'll start with:

Trump is so stupid that if you asked him to define "ad-hominem" he would say it was part of a soup recipe.

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#### underpants

(181,703 posts)#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)#### Floyd R. Turbo

(25,802 posts)#### ironflange

(7,780 posts)#### Floyd R. Turbo

(25,802 posts)stalled escalator!

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)I heard a comedian once do a 5 minute bit on broken escalators.

#### ProfessorGAC

(63,888 posts)A line I remember: "I saw an escalator with an out of order sign. Why? Aren't they now stairs?"

Maybe, Steven Wright?

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)the escalator was not working and they placed a sign saying "Escalator out of service....Sorry for the convenience"

#### ProfessorGAC

(63,888 posts)No wonder you remembered it. That's a funny line.

#### COLGATE4

(14,732 posts)he took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)#### Harker

(13,740 posts)he's just... so... stupid.

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)#### COLGATE4

(14,732 posts)he thought that Moby Dick was a social disease.

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)#### sarge43

(28,929 posts)He saw a can of orange concentrate in the freezer and froze to death.

He bankrupted a casino in Atlantic City.

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)#### ProfessorGAC

(63,888 posts)The bankrupt thing is perfect!!!! LOL! Again.

#### sarge43

(28,929 posts)Once in awhile Karma whisper in my ear, "Go for it, girl. You know you want to."

Yeah, bankrupting a casino is like bankrupting a Starbucks on a military base. It takes an inverted genius.

#### Atticus

(15,124 posts)It was not a woman.

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)#### Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)Eats "The BIG White Mint".

"Roadhouse" fans know what I'm talking about.

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)#### Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)#### Glorfindel

(9,697 posts)he can't figure out whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch. (I think that's an old Dolly Parton joke.)

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)#### discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,466 posts)...last time someone tried to get into the White House illegally he dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave.

#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)#### sdfernando

(4,878 posts)and he was stranded for three days until they fixed it!