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WhiskeyWulf

(569 posts)
Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:46 AM Oct 2020

A Disturbing Twinkie That Has, So Far, Defied Science

https://www.npr.org/2020/10/15/923411578/a-disturbing-twinkie-that-has-so-far-defied-science

Last week, craving sweets, Colin Purrington remembered the Twinkies.

He'd purchased them back in 2012 for sentimental reasons when he heard that Hostess Brands was going bankrupt and Twinkies might disappear forever.

"When there's no desserts in the house, you get desperate," says Purrington, who went down to the basement and retrieved the old box of snack cakes, fully intending to enjoy several.

He busted out the Twinkies now, instead of waiting a couple more years, in part because he was "just so bored, with the pandemic," Purrington says. "It's terrible, but it just is mind-numbing after a while."

Like many people, Purrington believed Twinkies are basically immortal, although the official shelf life is 45 days. He removed a Twinkie from the box, unwrapped it — it looked fine — and took a bite. Then he retched.

"It tasted like old sock," Purrington says. "Not that I've ever eaten old sock."

That's when he examined the other Twinkies. Two looked weird. One had a dark-colored blemish the size of a quarter. The other Twinkie was completely transformed — it was gray, shrunken and wrinkly, like a dried morel mushroom.

He posted photos on Twitter, and they caught the attention of two scientists: Brian Lovett and Matt Kasson, who study fungi at West Virginia University in Morgantown.


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A Disturbing Twinkie That Has, So Far, Defied Science (Original Post) WhiskeyWulf Oct 2020 OP
What's the shelf life of Twinkies? central scrutinizer Oct 2020 #1
It's a Ripe Subject, Sir The Magistrate Oct 2020 #2
I've always believed they last forever. dewsgirl Oct 2020 #3

central scrutinizer

(11,648 posts)
1. What's the shelf life of Twinkies?
Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:18 AM
Oct 2020

Depends on what the shelf is made of. (Old joke applicable to Velveeta and other abominations)

The Magistrate

(95,247 posts)
2. It's a Ripe Subject, Sir
Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:28 AM
Oct 2020



"For that healthy, happy glow you love best, feed your cheese Velveeta cheese food!"



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