What's the GOAT breakfast cereal? I'll start:

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Alright, let’s set aside childish things because it’s time for some real fucking adult talk: What’s the GOAT breakfast cereal? I’ll start:

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[Coventina]

1. Froot Loops

Runner up: Apple Jacks

on edit: Yeah, I have a sweet tooth, you wanna make something out of it?

[DonaldsRump]

7. Apple Jacks, hands down!

[lastlib]

30. Yes, Froot Loops!

(but apple jacks sucked so bad I can't capitalize the name....)

Second place: Life! "He likes it! Hey, Mikey!"

[Proud liberal 80]

2. I agree with your OP

[Docreed2003]

3. Definitely Captain Crunch Berry

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. Bacon and eggs.

Cold, soggy, milky gack? No thanks.

[spooky3]

6. Ditto. If I didn't get hungry an hour later, I'd vote for steel cut oats.

Love ‘em.

[lillypaddle]

31. I'm with you!

along with fried potatoes. Cereal? What is that? Never touch the stuff.

[Olafjoy]

5. Lucky Charms

❤️🍊⭐️🍀

[Control-Z]

8. +1 eom

[Claire Oh Nette]

9. Count Chocula

and Lucky Charms....

[pnwest]

10. Honey Bunches of Oats - with Almonds!

Delish, and stays crunchy in milk, to the last spoonful.

[Patterson]

12. Yes.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

11. Domino cereal.

Just add milk.

[NurseJackie]

13. Regular Corn Flakes. Cheerios.

[jayfish]

14. Fruity Pebbles.

God tier.

Honorable mentions:

Frosted Mini-wheat's
Cream of Wheat

[Paladin]

15. GOAT "Greatest Of All Time"

You're welcome, fellow old farts.

And the obvious answer is Special K with Red Berries.

[Harker]

24. This old goat had to work it out.

Laboriously.

[Paladin]

26. Urban Dictionary is your friend.

It's damn sure my friend. The daily collection of new terms is as hilarious as it is obscene---cheap entertainment.

[Harker]

27. As a reference book hoarder, I'm not sure what

to make of it. I think I'm getting hosed much of the time.

Entertaining, yes.

[Nay]

16. Life cereal. Ate this every morning when I was a kid! nt

[OriginalGeek]

17. I entered the thread just to say Crunch Berries

but I see that was taken care of so here are a few runners up:

Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch
Cap'n Crunch ONLY BERRIES! All the berries, none of the shredding of the roof of your mouth.
Corn Flakes with a banana - I stopped putting sugar on them a long time ago but a banana cut up in it works just fine.
I like all the Chex cereals but corn and rice are my favorites

I remember liking Fruity Pebbles as a kid but I haven't had any in so long I'm not sure I still would like them. Same with Sugar Smacks. And Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Booberry.

I loved Quisp when I was really little but stopped seeing it in stores as I got older.

[Throckmorton]

28. I was a Quake guy, sad to see it go.

GOAT is shredded wheat, still eat it to this day.

[OriginalGeek]

34. Oh ewww lol

Shredded wheat was the punishment cereal for not getting dressed and to the breakfast table early enough to get crunch berries. (my brothers and I could wipe out a box pretty quickly).

[JustGene]

18. Special "K"

With enough sugar to leave some on the bottom of the bowl.

[Atticus]

19. Grapenuts. nt

[Arazi]

20. Yup. Grapenuts with warm milk and a drizzle of maple syrup

Homemade old fashioned oatmeal packed with raisins, apples and cinnamon is a close 2nd (also drizzled with maple syrup and warm milk)

[Atticus]

21. Both of those just sorta say "winter morning". nt

[Harker]

25. With unfiltered apple juice.

Went vegan forty years ago.

[ironflange]

33. Can't get them here in Canada any more

I used to love them mixed with yogurt.

[Trailrider1951]

22. Shredded wheat, the old kind

In the big rolled haystack without the added sugar. Just a drizzle of honey and some ice cold whole milk. I can still taste it!

[Throckmorton]

29. I can still get it.

I pour some hot water over it, then drain. Add half and half, teaspoon of Dark Brown Sugar, enjoy.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

23. Police documents

[ChazII]

32. Cream of wheat n/t

[MrScorpio]

35. Chocolate Cheerios

It leaves with a bowl of chocolate milk in the end.