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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsComing soon: Contagion Guard personal social-distancing scent.
Are you annoyed by people who blithely ignore social-distancing rules? Now you never have to experience that again. One application of Contagion Guard surrounds you with a miasma of disgusting odors that guarantees that no one will ever come close to you. Comes in a selection of scents so you can pick your personal favorite -- the one you can barely stand, but repels everyone else.
Coming soon to an isolated location near you.
SWBTATTReg
(22,166 posts)not take a shower for some time? And the scent remains w/ you wherever you go! Neat product and one, I wouldn't be surprised, will soon if not already, be on store shelves or via mail order, product produced, packaged and mailed, all without human contact!
Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)it's probably been too long.
SWBTATTReg
(22,166 posts)the last time one had a shower last, but they probably are doing the same thing, not taking a shower either!
Thanks for the laugh and be safe!