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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,806 posts) Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:09 PM Mar 2020

On the plus side, my body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant that when I pee it

cleans the toilet!

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On the plus side, my body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant that when I pee it (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2020 OP

You are a funny funny person aquamarina Mar 2020 #1

Thank you for helping to keep me sane! Dave in VA Mar 2020 #2

Always a silver lining. Arkansas Granny Mar 2020 #3

Suds! Beartracks Mar 2020 #4

Oh that's funny! Ohiogal Mar 2020 #5

Nevertheless, your toilet paper free behavior has incurred a certain contamination risk. NNadir Mar 2020 #6

Stop making me laugh 😆 Polly Hennessey Mar 2020 #7

Hehehehe Niagara Mar 2020 #8

Costco has announced it's not taking back toilet paper gratuitous Mar 2020 #9

Watch what you say. Trump will want to market it..... KY_EnviroGuy Mar 2020 #10

I'm stealing this. TomSlick Mar 2020 #11

aquamarina

(1,865 posts)

1. You are a funny funny person

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:10 PM

Mar 2020

Thanks for the daily laughs.

Dave in VA

(2,048 posts)

2. Thank you for helping to keep me sane!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:10 PM

Mar 2020

Arkansas Granny

(31,548 posts)

3. Always a silver lining.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:15 PM

Mar 2020

Beartracks

(12,854 posts)

4. Suds!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:18 PM

Mar 2020

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Ohiogal

(32,268 posts)

5. Oh that's funny!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:18 PM

Mar 2020

NNadir

(33,621 posts)

6. Nevertheless, your toilet paper free behavior has incurred a certain contamination risk.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:21 PM

Mar 2020

Polly Hennessey

(6,827 posts)

7. Stop making me laugh 😆

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:32 PM

Mar 2020

Niagara

(7,797 posts)

8. Hehehehe

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 03:18 PM

Mar 2020

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

9. Costco has announced it's not taking back toilet paper

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 06:07 PM

Mar 2020

So for those of you who hoarded it, shove that up your ass!

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,510 posts)

10. Watch what you say. Trump will want to market it.....

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 08:06 PM

Mar 2020

as both a coronavirus cure and toilet cleaner....... .........

TomSlick

(11,177 posts)

11. I'm stealing this.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 10:08 PM

Mar 2020

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