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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsKayso, the stores have paper towels but no toilet paper.
Do any of you deep thinkers or handymen out there have a suggestion regarding how to cut paper toweling into t.p. sized rolls?
Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)No toilet paper, but tons of Kleenex. 🤣
rzemanfl
(29,580 posts)Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)I didn't realize you were seeking a reply. I honestly don't know how I would go about converting PT to TP. Hope someone gives you a good answer.
rzemanfl
(29,580 posts)2naSalit
(86,882 posts)to rip each paper towel into squares!
rzemanfl
(29,580 posts)Now please explain how the clogs in the plumbing get fixed.
2naSalit
(86,882 posts)the paper towel pieces. Yikes, this makes me think outhouses may come back in style!
rzemanfl
(29,580 posts)Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)Just use a garden hose as a bidet. The solution does not, however, spare the neighbors. LOL!
2naSalit
(86,882 posts)in the chill of winter! I mean, right now it's snowing and in the low +20sF, don't think I'd be out doing that any time soon.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,764 posts)Dust them off and tear out the pages. Crumple or fold, as is your habit, and voila!
rzemanfl
(29,580 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,764 posts)This is scary, and you-know-who's lying about this hasn't helped.
Fla Dem
(23,830 posts)Paper towels aren't meant to wipe asses. They are more coarse than toilet paper. Could cause irritation and become very uncomfortable.