Ha ha.....new older woman moved into our neighborhood, an has the "fishnet leg, with a shade"

[a kennedy]

in her window for some of her Christmas decorations..... Now how do I introduce myself to her??

[El Supremo]

1. Shoot your eye out with a BB Gun. n/m

[Snackshack]

2. That's great.

Obviously when the moment presents itself you should compliment her excellent choice lighting decorations.

[Siwsan]

3. Tell her your last name Bumpus.

And you have hounds.

[LastDemocratInSC]

4. Tell her you hear a clinker problem in her basement.

[Tanuki]

5. Knock on the door wearing a pink bunny costume

[mopinko]

6. lick the flagpole.

[Cartoonist]

7. Ask her

Do you know the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?

[mercuryblues]

8. Get her a decoder ring. put it in her mailbox

[sarge43]

9. Tell her you admire her taste in Italian decor n/t

[2naSalit]

10. Dress up in your ranger

getup to impress her!

[Niagara]

11. lol

"Only one thing could draw me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window….”

[Historic NY]

12. wear the other fish net stocking

[Iggo]

13. "That's a major award!"

[MissB]

14. Bring her some holiday treats in a box marked "fragile"

That’s pronounced fra-jill-eh.

[BuffaloJackalope]

15. Send the Bumpas Hounds over