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AAA or the coast guard? (Original Post) Takket Aug 2019 OP
A lifeguard maybe? How'd the driver get to shore? brush Aug 2019 #1
I would have to think she carefully hoisted herself out the door then either to the roof or the hood Fla Dem Aug 2019 #4
BOTH!!! elleng Aug 2019 #2
At least she's trying to be a safe driver flotsam Aug 2019 #3

Fla Dem

(23,955 posts)
4. I would have to think she carefully hoisted herself out the door then either to the roof or the hood
Mon Aug 19, 2019, 03:24 PM
Aug 2019

It would take some upper body strength, but maybe she was a gymnast in her earlier days.

flotsam

(3,268 posts)
3. At least she's trying to be a safe driver
Mon Aug 19, 2019, 01:28 PM
Aug 2019

While she neglected to lock her doors at least she removed the keys from the ignition.

How'd you like to be her insurance agent:"Yes Ma'am you're covered, Now tell me about the vehicle you hit."

"Did you just say a Frikken' 30ft FLYBRIDGE CRUISER?????"

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