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A guy shopping at the supermarket notices a hot woman waving at him.
“Do I know you?” he says, walking over.
“I think you’re the father of one of my kids,” the woman says.
“Are you that woman I had sex with behind Chuck E. Cheese’s during my son’s birthday party?”
“No,” she says. “I’m his math teacher.”
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Good one.
