Does anybody have any idea

[ashling]

where I put my glasses? I have looked everywhere ...
except - obviously - where they are

[Arkansas Granny]

1. I always check the top of my head.

[True Dough]

2. Check with LuckyCharms

He seems to be on top of such things.

[Marie Marie]

3. Did you check the refrigerator?

I mean, come on - we've all had days like that.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Give me a dollar!

[shraby]

5. I'm in the process of looking for mine right now.

[Harker]

6. Can you see them without having them on?

Have to ask.

[NightWatcher]

7. Are they already on your face?

I tried to put sunglasses on the other day but was stopped by the fact that I already had another pair ON MY FACE at the time. I tried to put sunnies on top of sunnies.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste or lose altogether.

[yonder]

8. Try the oven.

I found mine in there once, many years ago. Looked all over the house, garage etc. The friend I was partying with the night before came over and we looked some more. Opened the oven, there they were.

I'm much more sensible now.

[Totally Tunsie]

9. I guarantee they'll be in the last place you look!

[Phentex]

10. I don't know how people do it!

I have a single pair of prescription glasses but don't wear them much because I don't want to lose them. Meanwhile, I have 12 pairs of reading glasses strategically placed throughout the house. Plus a pair on my head.

[Laffy Kat]

11. look between the sofa cushions.

Or the kitty box; I once found my toothbrush in the kitty box (and no, I didn't use it again).

[shenmue]

12. Up yr butt?

[backtoblue]

13. Cause of the tunnel vision?

[Wounded Bear]

14. One thing I definitely do not miss...

Since my cataract surgery, all I need is reading glasss, and for some reason they are much easier to find.

[IrishEyes]

15. Have you checked under your cat.

That is where mine were. I put them down on a table near my bed when I took a nap and my cat laid across them. I don't see how that is comfortable but cats are weird.