A soldier goes into a bar

[kairos12]

and orders three beers. He takes them to a table, sets them down and drinks them one at a time. This way of drinking goes on for more than a month when the barkeep says "you know the beers would stay fresher if you just ordered and drank them one at a time.

The soldier replies,"no worries, I have a brother in the Navy and one in the Marine Corps and we decided to drink three beers this way would be our way to remembering each other."

Finally, the soldier comes in one day and orders 2 beers. A rather somber mood descends over the bar. The soldier notices and says,"oh, no worries I just joined the Mormon Church and had to quit drinking."

[shanny]

1. heh

[ProudLib72]

2. I would have believed you if you had said he joined the Baptist church