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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThere's just no stopping Ruth Bader Ginsburg!
ALEXANDRIA, VASaying she hadnt missed a summer since she was on the U.S. Court of Appeals, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Tuesday that she had once again returned to her off-season lifeguarding job at Splash Central waterpark.
They basically pay me $12 an hour just to sit in a chair and work on my tan all daynot to mention flirt with the hottiesso whats not to like? said Ginsburg, 84, slathering sunscreen on her bare arms as she noted that while it could get a little stressful watching over the little shits running wild in the Kiddie Cove area, it was otherwise pretty chill and far better than being stuck inside all day while court was in session.
Plus, employees get half-off at the snack bar, and after work we all just go drinking or hang out in the parking lot getting fucking blazed. Ive also been hooking up with this other lifeguard, Hunter. I hope he keeps working here during break when he goes off to college next year, but, if not, this place is crawling with studs. Ginsburg went on to say that she definitely has a more fun off-season job than Justice Breyer, who reportedly caddies for rich assholes that never fucking tip.
They basically pay me $12 an hour just to sit in a chair and work on my tan all daynot to mention flirt with the hottiesso whats not to like? said Ginsburg, 84, slathering sunscreen on her bare arms as she noted that while it could get a little stressful watching over the little shits running wild in the Kiddie Cove area, it was otherwise pretty chill and far better than being stuck inside all day while court was in session.
Plus, employees get half-off at the snack bar, and after work we all just go drinking or hang out in the parking lot getting fucking blazed. Ive also been hooking up with this other lifeguard, Hunter. I hope he keeps working here during break when he goes off to college next year, but, if not, this place is crawling with studs. Ginsburg went on to say that she definitely has a more fun off-season job than Justice Breyer, who reportedly caddies for rich assholes that never fucking tip.
https://politics.theonion.com/ruth-bader-ginsburg-returns-to-off-season-lifeguarding-1819580162
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There's just no stopping Ruth Bader Ginsburg! (Original Post)
True Dough
Jul 2019
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Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)1. Great
Croney
(4,660 posts)2. Long may she live.
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)3. Photoshop a white frilly collar
on that pic, and it becomes believable!