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‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole
Sit down, strap in, and get ready, people. This one is a doozy. A new company called Edible Anus (yes... Edible Anus) is here to make your dreams come true. That is if your dreams are eating a chocolate mold of your significant other's butthole.
For the reasonable price of $38.95 (this could have been $3,000 and I might still have considered that reasonable for someone having to be putting chocolate on your asshole), Edible Anus will mail you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate anuses.
According to legend, or rather, real life, the company's founder Magnus Irvin (who looks like the mad scientist version of Jim Broadbent) didn't have the easiest time inventing his chocolate assholes. According to Irvin, the first time, "I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face."
Well that's a mental image.
https://twentytwowords.com/edible-anus-company-makes-chocolate-molds-loved-ones-butthole/Sit down, strap in, and get ready, people. This one is a doozy. A new company called Edible Anus (yes... Edible Anus) is here to make your dreams come true. That is if your dreams are eating a chocolate mold of your significant other's butthole.
For the reasonable price of $38.95 (this could have been $3,000 and I might still have considered that reasonable for someone having to be putting chocolate on your asshole), Edible Anus will mail you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate anuses.
According to legend, or rather, real life, the company's founder Magnus Irvin (who looks like the mad scientist version of Jim Broadbent) didn't have the easiest time inventing his chocolate assholes. According to Irvin, the first time, "I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face."
Well that's a mental image.
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No words... 
I think the white chocolate is just for those who have bleached their butt.
Oh wait, was I not supposed to go there either?
“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all ran past me nuts into my face.”
