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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts) Wed Apr 17, 2019, 08:40 AM Apr 2019

Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently

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Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently (link: http://bit.ly/2Uf6ScP) bit.ly/2Uf6ScP

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Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently (Original Post) Miles Archer Apr 2019 OP

I am the same TEB Apr 2019 #1

But Ohiogal Apr 2019 #2

true TEB Apr 2019 #4

Eating with malice. democratisphere Apr 2019 #3

I prefer mine with Parmigiana cheese. "Malice" is an acquired taste. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2019 #6

we get soooooooooooooooooooooo mad when we eat pasta !!!! trueblue2007 Apr 2019 #18

It says it right there in the Florida Statutes ... lpbk2713 Apr 2019 #5

Is there another way to eat Olive Garden pasta? Flaleftist Apr 2019 #7

I did that once. ploppy Apr 2019 #8

Flexing his mussels, perhaps? n/t Harker Apr 2019 #9

Flinguine? n/t Harker Apr 2019 #10

Florida Man, Florida Man, Florid Man, SMH. Fla Dem Apr 2019 #11

Am I bad because this picture reminds me of Jesus? llmart Apr 2019 #12

when in Naples... KayF Apr 2019 #13

What is the Pasta Belligerently? Is it better than Pasta Alfredo? NightWatcher Apr 2019 #14

belligerante. I'm eating pasta at home elleng Apr 2019 #15

What? You mean I can't eat like this at Olive Garden??? I never!! Initech Apr 2019 #16

This thread! Gold. nt artislife Apr 2019 #17

Was he trying to breast feed a pit bull at the time? smirkymonkey Apr 2019 #19

Was his wife with him at the time? Did she get angry and belligerent too? ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #20

after bonding out onethatcares Apr 2019 #21

Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2019 #22

TEB

(12,984 posts)

1. I am the same

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 08:43 AM

Apr 2019

When I have a terrible pasta dish once I ordered chicken parmigiana in North Carolina at this restaurant. They brought me chicken fried steak with a dollop of tomato sauce and graded cheese. Seriously I was like huh I told a fellow union brother, we were eating together I bet the surf and turf is spam and fish sticks.

Ohiogal

(32,268 posts)

2. But

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 08:54 AM

Apr 2019

I’ll bet you did not sit on a bench outside and yell at people for money and smear the pasta all over your face!

TEB

(12,984 posts)

4. true

Reply to Ohiogal (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 09:03 AM

Apr 2019

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

3. Eating with malice.

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 08:58 AM

Apr 2019

Don't forget to smile while you chew.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,406 posts)

6. I prefer mine with Parmigiana cheese. "Malice" is an acquired taste.

Reply to democratisphere (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 10:22 AM

Apr 2019

Maybe if I retire and become a Florida Man ...

trueblue2007

(17,254 posts)

18. we get soooooooooooooooooooooo mad when we eat pasta !!!!

Reply to democratisphere (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 06:31 PM

Apr 2019

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lpbk2713

(42,784 posts)

5. It says it right there in the Florida Statutes ...

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 09:29 AM

Apr 2019

It is a third class felony to eat pasta belligerently and is punishable as the law specifies.

Flaleftist

(3,473 posts)

7. Is there another way to eat Olive Garden pasta?

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 11:18 AM

Apr 2019

ploppy

(2,162 posts)

8. I did that once.

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 01:41 PM

Apr 2019

Harker

(14,147 posts)

9. Flexing his mussels, perhaps? n/t

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 02:14 PM

Apr 2019

Harker

(14,147 posts)

10. Flinguine? n/t

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 02:24 PM

Apr 2019

Fla Dem

(23,948 posts)

11. Florida Man, Florida Man, Florid Man, SMH.

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 02:41 PM

Apr 2019

llmart

(15,580 posts)

12. Am I bad because this picture reminds me of Jesus?

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 04:05 PM

Apr 2019

KayF

(1,345 posts)

13. when in Naples...

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 04:53 PM

Apr 2019

NAPLES, Fla. — A drunk Florida man was arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta in an inappropriate manner.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

14. What is the Pasta Belligerently? Is it better than Pasta Alfredo?

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 05:07 PM

Apr 2019

And what salad pairs best with it?

elleng

(131,597 posts)

15. belligerante. I'm eating pasta at home

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 05:24 PM

Apr 2019

velocemente!!!

Initech

(100,172 posts)

16. What? You mean I can't eat like this at Olive Garden??? I never!!

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 05:31 PM

Apr 2019

artislife

(9,497 posts)

17. This thread! Gold. nt

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 05:48 PM

Apr 2019

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

19. Was he trying to breast feed a pit bull at the time?

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 08:27 PM

Apr 2019

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

20. Was his wife with him at the time? Did she get angry and belligerent too?

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 08:47 PM

Apr 2019

onethatcares

(16,231 posts)

21. after bonding out

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Thu Apr 18, 2019, 01:50 PM

Apr 2019

did he go to the Outback for a F....ingBloominOnion?

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