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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDonald Trump is worried about the future,
so he goes to see a fortune teller.
"Tell me," he asks, "what day will I be forced to resign?"
The fortune teller looks into her crystal ball. "Signs are hazy," she says, "but I can tell you it will be on a national holiday."
"Hmm," Trump wonders. "Which national holiday?"
"Believe me," the fortune teller replies, "whatever day you are forced to resign will be a national holiday."
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Donald Trump is worried about the future, (Original Post)
mac56
Feb 2019
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Blue Owl
(50,795 posts)1. Ba-dum (cymbal crash)
DRoseDARs
(6,810 posts)3. Your soundtrack, good sir...
Fritz Walter
(4,301 posts)12. If you're ever in the Netherlands, be sure to visit
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)2. K&R
red dog 1
(28,013 posts)4. Not bad!
K&R
littlemissmartypants
(23,059 posts)5. .
iluvtennis
(19,957 posts)6. Love it.
mgardener
(1,828 posts)7. Save the date
For July 4th. TAB day
Liberation from Trump day.
Take America Back day.
Wounded Bear
(58,874 posts)9. Ok, that got a chuckle...
rurallib
(62,538 posts)10. To be known as "Dumped Trump Day"
with fireworks and parades and speeches and ...........
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)14. "You're Fired! Day"
gopiscrap
(23,795 posts)11. I like it
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)13. VT day.