Three things you hate?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

I hate:

Sideline Reporters

Roundabouts

Gristle

[violetpastille]

1. I hate

"Guys."

"Are you 'guys' ready to order?" "How are you 'guys' doing today?" "Thanks, 'guys'!"

Gentlemen, how would you like to go through your day, everyday and everyone insisted on calling you and your obviously male friends "gals"?

(Ok. Thanks. I feel a little better now.)

ETA: Other things I hate are autocracy and climate change. But "guys" is way up there.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. I with you! I hate it when my wife and I are referred to as "guys"! 🤬

[PJMcK]

3. Three things I hate

1. People who make turns in their cars without signaling OR leaving their turning signal on.

2. Okra.

3. Republicans.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Yes, yes, and HELL YES!🤬

[Cartoonist]

4. Strongly dislike

Commercials. That includes PSAs and promos

Dirty jokes. That includes bigoted humor.

Opera and Country music

Boxing and Pro Wrestling

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. With you on commercials, bigoted humor, and pro wrestling! 🤬

[PJMcK]

7. That's four things!

I hate that.

(wink)

[Cartoonist]

16. Over the limit

Sorry, didn't notice that.

Hard to take one back. Maybe the music. Different tastes.

[Croney]

8. Celery, Jello, and raw bell peppers.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. We agree on jello! 🤬

[dameatball]

22. I never eat jello unless it is before a colonoscopy. I hate them both.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. Both a

pain in the.......🤬

[Boomerproud]

34. Yes! I especially agree on (cooked) celery and red bell peppers.

Those damned peppers are in every recipe these days and I can't stand the smell or taste of them.

[LAS14]

124. How can you hate celery? It has no personality! nt

[kimbutgar]

132. Raw and cooked bell peppers are gross

I have a job once where the woman I worked for was catering an event and made me slice red bell peppers. I was gagging the whole time. I never did a catering gig again.

[Mopar151]

10. Roundabouts for sure.

Fake "steak" and "roast beef".

Inedible fried "seafood" with overcooked shoestring fries

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Yes to all!🤬

[TexasBushwhacker]

171. With a ton of breading on the seafood

Ugh. Just a little nugget of seafood enveloped in a doughy mess 1/4" thick (or more). Yuck

[nocoincidences]

11. Robocallers

Republicans

Traffic

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. We disagree on,.....

[PJMcK]

29. I think nocoincidences meant traffic jams

But then there's this:

[Va Lefty]

13. 3 things I hate:

1) Sentences that start with "What you need to do..."
2) Hypocrisy
3) Onions

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. Two out of three! 🤬

[IrishEyes]

40. What you need to do is cook onions in a different way.

Although I don't since I don't eat onions but you should do it.

Sorry, just kidding. I hate all of those things as well.

[Glorfindel]

17. TV preachers spewing hatred and begging for money

Tripe and chitterlings (same thing, different animal)
Kudzu

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. Amen brother! Can I get a witness? 🤬

[issuesDemocrats]

20. TV preachers spewing hatred and begging for money?

I could probably Trump that...

[yellowdogintexas]

161. Tripe is a cow's stomach (fourth level, I think) Chitterlings are hog intestines

Vastly different; equally nauseating.

Although Chitterlings (chitlins) are considered a delicacy by some. A little cafe in my home town had a chitlin' fry every fall during hog killing time. Lines in the street. Fried and boiled.

[issuesDemocrats]

19. Republicans, Republicans, and did I mention Republicans?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

21. Yes!🤬

[IrishEyes]

38. Don't forget republicans.

[red dog 1]

70. Welcome to DU!

[Separation]

24. I hate

Established Religion

Unsweet Tea

Smell of cat urine in houses

AFTER EDIT: Sorry, but I hate slow cars or self-appointed Road Rangers that will not get out of the left lane, more than cat urine. (I can understand in the cities, but when traveling between the cities on long stretches of the highway, GTFO of the left lane!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

49. And I'm told I don't need a bazooka! 🤬

[Separation]

63. Bah

A bazooka is a single shot, what ya want here is the all Murican made John Moses come to Christ Browning M2 Macine Gun. That at full cyclical shoots out American Freedom Fries at 600 rounds per minute.

[targetpractice]

113. Unsweet tea?!?

Wow. It's my favorite beverage of all time. My first is Mexican Coca-Cola with cane sugar. Go figure.

[Codeine]

165. I can't drink iced tea with sugar. At all.

Which is odd because I sweeten my hot tea and drink several cups of that a day. But my iced tea cannot be sweetened.

[targetpractice]

167. Yes... Unsweetened iced tea is more satisfying than water. n/t

[Solly Mack]

25. Carpet, wallpaper, small closets

To name three things.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

50. What about carpet and wallpaper in a small closet?

[Solly Mack]

52. I'd probably explode.

[hunter]

173. A house isn't truly ours until we've ripped out all the carpet.

Carpet is just icky.

The very worst I've encountered: fuzzy pink carpet in the bathroom with fuzzy pink toilet seat covers...



That's how they decorate the bathrooms in hell.

[Solly Mack]

174. Yikes!

I've seen some pretty carpet and some pretty wallpaper. Just not for me.

Area rugs, yes. Not really big ones though.

I can't even imagine a pink carpeted bathroom.

[Mopar151]

180. The smell alone.....

In humidity over 15%, alien life forms will spontaneously mutate.

[Solly Mack]

181. That would turn some off but suddenly I have a curious.

[Chipper Chat]

26. Cell phone spam calls.

Gum poppers.
Bullies.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

51. Hell yes!

[mikeysnot]

27. No particular order....

ignorance

sports fanatics

assholes

[Floyd R. Turbo]

53. Sometimes you get three in one!

[Sophiegirl]

81. Sorry about your Cubbies. nt

[mikeysnot]

139. I didn't even watch.

The fell backwards into the playoffs and their hitting was inconsistent. Too many one run games.

They lost Sat 2-1, Monday 3-1 and then 2-1 on Tuesday. They scored more runs in one inning on Sundays game than they did in three whole games.

Did not have high expectations this year. Rather them go out right away than have to go 0-3 in the first round.

[tazkcmo]

28. Lists of three.

Chic peas.

That's all because I hate lists of three.

[alphafemale]

43. You don't like hummus?

>>>>>GASPS<<<<<<

[Floyd R. Turbo]

55. Have you never had falafel?

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[red dog 1]

71. I used to eat falafel

but afterwards, I'd feel awful

[Codeine]

166. Omg no hummus and no falafel

would probably lead to me jumping off a bridge.

[Harker]

30. I hate...

Injustice.

Bigotry

Hate

[Floyd R. Turbo]

56. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Ohiogal]

31. I hate

Trump

Hypocrisy

and those bright chartreuse colored peppers on my pizza

[Floyd R. Turbo]

58. These?

[Ohiogal]

78. Yes.

And you can't just take them off, they leave a flavor behind. Gross.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

79. A thought! Tell whoever not to put them on your pizza!

[Ohiogal]

85. Floyd, you're a genius!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

87. My gift!

[ploppy]

32. 3 things

Cilantro, backseat drivers, people who don't ever shut up.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

66. We are in agreement on two!

[Harker]

121. I could go on forever about people...

who won't shut up.

[TexasBushwhacker]

172. Not a cilantro fan either

Tastes like soap to me. I believe I am a "super taster". I am very sensitive to bitter tastes. I can't stand beer for the same reason.

[jpak]

33. That TIAA commercial with Sugar Hill's 'Apache Rap' intro

I love that song - but that commercial is on my Sling feed 50 times a day.

It's fucking annoying now.

[lunasun]

41. Bongo band sample

https://m.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

67. 🤬

[Boomerproud]

35. Techies who won't show you how navigate your new "toy"

paying for 20 commercials in a row on cable TV.

social media (80% dreck).

[Floyd R. Turbo]

68. Hell yes! 🤬

[flotsam]

36. Old Men, Children, and Watermelon Wine

Screw Tom T. Hall!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

69. Damn! That's radical!

[IrishEyes]

37. I hate:

1. The song Sail Away by Enya

2. Apple Sauce

3. Golf

I assume that things like genocide, rape, child molestation and Trump are a given.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

73. You assume correctly! 👍🏻

[LeftInTX]

158. I'm with you on all three

I hate apple sauce, golf and that annoying Sail Away muzak.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

39. Onions. Drivers who are too busy texting to notice that the light has turned green. And

stepping barefoot in cold cat vomit on the way to the bathroom at night.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

74. Oh goodness! What if the cat vomited onion?🙀

[Codeine]

168. My cat rarely pukes

but literally every single time he’s done it some member of my family has stepped in it.

[alphafemale]

42. I Hate -

Fire Ants.

People who Kick a kitten or puppy.

Cow Liver.....ewww

[Floyd R. Turbo]

75. We agree on two!

[alphafemale]

115. I guess liver is the safe bet. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

116. With onions, mashed potatoes and gravy, and green beans! 😋

[Harker]

122. Hold the peans. n/t

[Harker]

44. Seeing I was maybe a little bit too serious earlier...

please accept this addendum of three things I find somewhat annoying:

Being called "sir."

Being called "dude." Without a reference to Lebowski, that is.

Hyperbole.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

76. Yes Sir, Dude! 😏

[Harker]

111. That's "His Dudeness"...

or "Duder", or "El Duderino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[ooky]

45. Off the top of my head

Republicans
Reality TV
Church

[Floyd R. Turbo]

84. Yes, yes, hell yes! 👍🏻

[rurallib]

46. commercials on NPR and public TV

the Koch brothers
the Trumps and all they stand for

+1 - commercials in general that is what a remote is for.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

86. I broke my remote throwing it at the TV during a commercial! 🤬

[Basic LA]

162. NPR Podcasts all start with the same barking message:

SUPPORT for this podcast...
SUPPORT for this podcast...
SUPPORT for this podcast...
The same guy & same words over & over. Can't they change it up a little & alternate announcers?

[llmart]

47. I hate...

Anything that is over packaged. Example: one tomato on a foam piece wrapped in Saran wrap.

The proliferation of larger and larger houses as families got smaller and smaller.

People who talk too loud and too much.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

89. Absolutely! 👍🏻

[Wolf Frankula]

48. Three things

Peans and anything that has peans in it.
Hypocrites, both liberal and conservative.
Scofflaw two wheeled toy riders.

Wolf

[Floyd R. Turbo]

91. On the mark! 👍🏻

[Harker]

112. What's a pean?

[Wolf Frankula]

120. What's a pean

It's a piece of monkey poop that looks like a nut. Some people call it a peanut but it's really monkey poop. They make pean shit out of it.

Wolf

[Harker]

123. I'll be reading recipes more carefully henceforth.

I've only just heard of them, but I think I hate them, too.

[lsewpershad]

54. Trump

TRump tRump.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

92. Goes without saying! 🤬

[Olafjoy]

57. I hate

Mosquitoes
Junk mail
Big Pharma

[Floyd R. Turbo]

93. Yep! 👍🏻

[Flaleftist]

59. Republicans, snakes, spiders

[Floyd R. Turbo]

94. In other words, republicans and spiders!

[TlalocW]

60. Mine

1. Lists
2. Smart-assedness
c. Inconsistent list formatting.

TlalocW

[Floyd R. Turbo]

95. Ah ha!

[Turbineguy]

61. Beets

and two other things.

[Ohiogal]

82. I'm with ya on the beets!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

96. Perhaps we agree on the two other things.

I love beets! 😋

[FSogol]

62. Litterbugs, mosquitos, Soured Beer. n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

99. Yes! 👍🏻

[logosoco]

64. Assuming tRump and repubs are a given.....

1)polyester clothing

2)litterbugs/polluters

3) trophy hunters

[Floyd R. Turbo]

100. You're kidding about polyester, right?

[logosoco]

131. LOL

That is what my dad wore in the 70s! Maybe THAT is why I hate polyester!!!!!

[lark]

65. 3 things I hate

Chicken in a stew cooked with the skin on

Tag team phone calls

Cat calls

[Floyd R. Turbo]

101. Oh god! My mother made chicken and dumplings with the skin on the chicken! 🤮

[lark]

138. My mother hated skin on chicken, so I was raised to dislike it.

Woe be unto my sister or I if mom found even a bit of skin in our chicken and dumplings or chicken stew and we were the cooks.

[red dog 1]

72. Trump-lovers, mushrooms and jazz music

[Floyd R. Turbo]

103. I have recently been put off mushrooms 🍄, but love jazz! 🎹🥁🎷🎺

[underpants]

77. Brussel sprouts. Pat Benatar. Jewelry.

I have a fear of jewelry.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

83. Pat Benatar's earrings!

[underpants]

97. #4. This post

[JonLP24]

80. Trump, Mar a Largo, Trump tower

[Floyd R. Turbo]

104. Trifecta! ✌🏻

[Submariner]

88. I hate

Having a gold-digging racist prostitute as FLOTUS

Trump

Beets

[Floyd R. Turbo]

105. Yes, yes, no! ✌🏻

[pnwest]

90. 1. People who are "offended" by profanity,

2. Organized religion
3. Republicans
4. Being limited to three things, now that I'm in the fucking mood to rant!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

98. Hell yes! Damn straight! Fucking A!

Go for it!

[sdfernando]

102. I hate:

trump
pence
mcconnell

[Floyd R. Turbo]

106. The dark trinity! 🤬

[pansypoo53219]

107. three??? slurping, beer, cheese.....squash....stupidity.......bitter....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

108. "Squash" the gourd or the sport?

[pansypoo53219]

134. the veggie. all squash. do NOT mention pumpkin spice. BARF!

oh. i should add basketball.

[IcyPeas]

109. animal abuse....

human abuse

and

buying a bag of chips and they are all broken to pieces.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

110. And the pieces occupy about a 1/2 inch space at the bag's bottom! 🤬

[Different Drummer]

114. My three in order, beyond what we all here at DU hate

1-Backseat drivers


2-People who do teasers about off-color remarks they'd like to make but then don't make for various reasons.


3-The current practice networks seem to have of starting one commercial before the one that comes before it is finished.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

117. Amen! 🤬

[targetpractice]

119. I don't mean to sanctimonious, but I hate the word "hate" in all contexts...

When I was in fifth grade in NC, I learned one of my first truly meaningful life lessons...

For some reason... I told my teacher Mrs. Clemmons, the African-American wife of the school principal, that I "hated" a particular classmate. She sat me down and took the time to carefully and emphatically explain to me how loaded the word "hate" was historically and morally. At the time there were lock-downs at our schools because of race riots at the high school... I remember that we had to break the points off our pencils before boarding the school bus every day.

I don't remember exactly what she said to me that day, but she talked to me while holding my hand at her desk... squeezing it every so often for emphasis. To this day, I wince whenever I hear someone say "I hate" something or someone. I appreciate her for teaching me this.

Sorry, if I pooped on the spirit of this fun thread.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

141. I hate to hear that!

[targetpractice]

151. I'm sorry... That just came to mind...

I came back just now to delete my post, because it wasn't in the spirit of your thread.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

153. Not necessary. I was being my usual smart ass!

[LAS14]

125. I hate it when...

... someone does not respond to my question, but goes off on a tangent.

... I get a tech support person who insists on running through their script.

I can't think of a third, but since the first two are related, you get my drift.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

142. Thankfully I no longer have to deal with tech support! 🙏🏻

[dameatball]

126. Mel Gibson wearing a mullet.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

143. Come to think of it! 🤬

[trixie2]

127. I am so with you on the roundabouts

They are useless, cause long lines to get through, causes backups on freeway and are very dangerous.

[LAS14]

128. Actually, according to a book I read last year...

... on driving (NYT best seller... sorry can't remember name), roundabouts are safer than regular intersections. The reason is that they absolutely require driver attention.

[trixie2]

133. Ha ha ha

They don't require anyone's attention and that is the problem. There are those of us who do know what to do and there are those who absolutely do not and do not want to learn. We even have a how-to video on our county website. I really dislike the double ones. They have 2 lanes on each side and on and off ramps scattered about.

Link not working on DU cut and paste:

[Floyd R. Turbo]

144. There's one next to a local hospital. Frequent accidents, vehicles stuck on the medians, drivers

going the wrong way when exiting. 🤬

[femmedem]

129. 1. The grim robocaller who says, "Do Not Hang Up."

2. The almond butter I bought at the health food store before I read the label and realized it contains palm oil.

3. Buying a piece of clothing at the thrift store without sniffing it first, then realizing it is infused with an awful synthetic perfume that won't wash out.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

147. YES!🤬

[Cracklin Charlie]

130. I hate mean people.

I hate people that mistreat service providers.
I hate being lied to.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

148. Agree completely! 🤬

[Freddie]

135. I hate mushrooms

People that are rude to servers, cashiers, etc.
Republicans (a common theme here!)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

149. Only recently have I come to hate 🍄!🤬

[bluecollar2]

136. 1) People who don't know how to make change

If my change for a ten is 4.37 learn how to hand me my 63 cents in change first...then hand me my four dollars...then hand me my damn receipt. Don't stack the change on top of the bills and then hand me the receipt.

2) people who lack "situational awareness"... I really don't want to hear your telephone conversation. Take it outside...especially on airplanes.

3) Miami-dade County...everything about it relating to it's drivers, traffic, roads...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

150. Yes and yes! I fly over Dade County! 🤬

[Danmel]

137. Ok

Beets-they just make me gag
Tailgaters-
Humidity- I am not good in the heat

[Floyd R. Turbo]

152. I like beets! The others....🤬

[Rizen]

140. I hate...

Narcissists, onions, uncomfortably hot days.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

154. We agree on two!

[A HERETIC I AM]

145. 1) Lists 2) People who ask me to make lists 3) People who make lists 4) Irony.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

155. Yea! Bastards! 🤬

[MissMillie]

146. 1. Raisins

I have no use for them whatsoever.

2. Bloody movies. I've never even sat through The Godfather. I can understand that there is sometimes a need for violence to tell a story, but why do we all need to see it? If I see someone put a gun to their head, hear a gunshot, and then see a body laying on the floor, I'm smart enough to figure it out. No need for me to see a man sitting on the head w/ gray matter on the wall behind him.

3. The Real Housewives of _____ (fill in the blank). These women have all the money they could hope for and none of them seem very happy and yet they all are hanging around with their unhappy co-stars. There must be someone else they can spend time with that they won't argue with. And if they're that filthy rich, why are they being paid to put their lives on display? Nene Leakes is laughing all the way to the bank. (I only know her name because I have, over the years, been checking the Bravo network for Top Chef episodes.)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

157. How about raisins in vodka?

[MissMillie]

159. I suppose I'd be willing to try that...

...if someone is willing to pick me off the floor and hold my hair back while I vomit.

[Moostache]

156. IN no order...

Congress (both houses)
The President (forever and more with the heat of lava)
55% of the Supreme Court

[Floyd R. Turbo]

160. 🤬🤬🤬

[LeftInTX]

163. Tiny Houses. Please go away annoying fad!

Nutella
Cosmetics that are always changing. (For example: I finally find an eye shadow that works for me, when I go to buy it again, it's been discontinued. Happens alot)

Streaky, clumpy eye shadow....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

164. Tell me about it! I found makeup that is perfect for me, now my

wife has put locks on her vanity!

[a kennedy]

178. I hear ya about eye make up.......I have worn the royal blue mascara from Maybelline for over 40

years. Then last year around August or September it was gone off all places I could buy it. Called the company "oh it's. been discontinued". My signature item.......GONE. My life hasn't been the same. Ok, I'm kidding about my life not being the same, but damn. IT WAS ME. Now I'm someone else with an imposter blue, there is no blue like Great Lash Royal Blue from Maybelline.

[LeftInTX]

179. Oh No! I would feel lost!

I wore the blue for awhile many years ago.

Maybelline still has their standard liquid liner (black), which I have used for over 45 years myself. I've tried the new kinds of liner to create smokey eyes, but instead it looks more like "black eyes". They just don't work for me. I hope they don't dc their liquid liner.

[raccoon]

169. Ticketmaster, the Dotard, and the GOP. nt

[malthaussen]

170. Impossible to limit it to three.

Maybe 3,000.

-- Mal

[a kennedy]

175. tRump, tRump, tRump......

[guillaumeb]

176. I hate "three things you hate" posts.

Or at least I strongly dislike them.

[Doc_Technical]

177. People who dish it out but can't take it.

People who "borrow" things but never return them.
People who give you a ration of right wing male bovine excrement
and when you call them out on their nonsense, they say,
"What's the matter, can't you take a joke?"