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(7,725 posts)PAH-LEEZE tell me you didn't cut that off. I have family that are doing hard time for just such a careless act against society....Sew it back on...say it was a mistake....oh lords help you. If they come to investigate...tell them you were looking for the cat under the bed and slipped and tore it off unintentionally. May help, but probably now your fate is sealed. Been good knowing you Floyd.
Floyd R. Turbo
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(23,440 posts)malthaussen
(17,272 posts)But they're usually sewn into a seam, which can leave a gaping hole behind.
-- Mal
lastlib
(23,512 posts)Wish I could find it online somewhwere.....from the New Yorker, I think, back in the 70s. Showed this house in the middle of nowhere--TOTALLY SURROUNDED by cop cars, troops, tanks, APCs, SWAT teams, snipers on the roof, helicopters overhead--and a man in a dark trenchcoat at the front door, telling the homeowner, "We understand you tore the little tag off your mattress."
-- -- -- -- GAWD, that just KILLS me!! -- -- -- --