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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy dad once told me that I can go blind if I masturbate too much.
I said Dad, I'm over here.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,450 posts)dhol82
(9,353 posts)They also said that hair would grow on his palms.
Can you give us a report?
LuckyCharms
(17,450 posts)dhol82
(9,353 posts)Ladies have other ways.
TwistOneUp
(1,020 posts)Listen to Steve Vai's track, "When I Was A little Boy". You'll love it.
LuckyCharms
(17,450 posts)about that too.
Ohiya
(2,236 posts)htuttle
(23,738 posts)LuckyCharms, ladies and gentlemen. They'll be here all week!
Try the veal.
wasupaloopa
(4,516 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,450 posts)samnsara
(17,625 posts)chuckstevens
(1,201 posts)PJMcK
(22,038 posts)Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)That is why I wear glasses.
Skittles
(153,170 posts)eye doctor tells a patient he needs to stop masturbating....patient says, WHY, DOC, WILL I GO BLIND? Doc responds no, you're upsetting the people in the waiting room
True Dough
(17,313 posts)Kaleva
(36,318 posts)CurtEastPoint
(18,655 posts)safeinOhio
(32,706 posts)muntrv
(14,505 posts)COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)up until I needed glasses.
Cirque du So-What
(25,952 posts)It was making the other patients nervous.
rurallib
(62,432 posts)"Hi, son. Mind if I join you?"
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)UTUSN
(70,720 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,205 posts)She was talking about how we have genes for everything. She said "It's you're genes that tell your body to grow hair on your head instead of the palm of your hand". It sailed right over the heads of everyone in the class except yours truly. I LOL'd. She gave me a little wink.
CanonRay
(14,111 posts)Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
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Rollo
(2,559 posts)She shares custody of her grandson, and complained that there was a "new rule" in her house, where she has to knock before entering his room.
Her: He's so embarrassed he might be undressed; he's so sensitive about his body...
Me: How old is he?
Her: 13
Me: Oh, OK yeah, I'm sure that's what it is... (laughing to myself)... Do you have any brothers?
Her: No.
Me: That explains a lot (leaving the room as quickly as possible)