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The Pope and President Trump were on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans toward Mr Trump and says:
"Do you know that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?.This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that..With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope slapped him.
rock
(13,218 posts)Trump went golfing with the Pope the next day wearing a goalie's outfit!
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)ailsagirl
(22,899 posts)flying_wahini
(6,646 posts)N/t
MLAA
(17,327 posts)Puzzler
(2,505 posts)Donald Trump
-Puzzler
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)But not a very funny one.
red dog 1
(27,849 posts)God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation."
"Very well," says God.."Come sit to my right."
Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"
Obama answers, "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."
"Good," says God.."You shall sit to my left."
Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"
Trump answers: "I believe you're siting in my chair."
MFM008
(19,818 posts)alterfurz
(2,474 posts)...the bartender says, "What'll it be, Mr. President?"
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and the Hindenburg?
A. One is a huge flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a dirigible.
red dog 1
(27,849 posts)red dog 1
(27,849 posts)One is a cheesy sack of toxic crap that's pumped up with orange dye and hot air, and is sold to ignorant masses with no taste.
The other is a corn-based snack food.