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Trump pressing aides on how to get an airport named after him: report
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louis-t
(23,309 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)Then, before making any, discontinue the penny.
Atticus
(15,124 posts)Sheremetyevo Alexander S. Pushkin International Airport?🤪
JohnnyRingo
(18,672 posts)I think this might actually happen. Some republicans in a deep red state may want to polish some turds for Trump so he'll speak highly of them once he leaves office. Is there a Robert E Lee International? David Duke Regional?
Sanity Claws
(21,862 posts)All airports I know of have been named after folks who have already died.
I think we should tell Trumpy that. Perhaps he'll oblige.
Hiawatha Pete
(1,805 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,292 posts)...the Captain John McCain (International) Airport.
Then they should name the nearby sanitary sewage lift-station after Cadet Bone Spurs.
TNNurse
(6,931 posts)louis-t
(23,309 posts)to throw themselves on his grave. Come to think of it, there would also be a line waiting to piss on the runway.
generalbetrayus
(508 posts)1998. Ronald didn't die until 2004. But then again, I'm pretty sure Ronald was a drooling idiot by 1998, if not before.
Cirque du So-What
(26,022 posts)...the orange pustule ever mentioned having an airport named after him.
bronxiteforever
(9,287 posts)spooky3
(34,510 posts)Blue Owl
(50,540 posts)orangecrush
(19,657 posts)Butterflylady
(3,555 posts)But I'm all in favor of this one.
PatrickforO
(14,602 posts)sentenced for his many, many crimes, how about we name that particular prison wing where his cell is after him?
The Trump Wing at Leavenworth!
DFW
(54,469 posts)I was thinking maybe Putin was getting tired of the name "Domodedovo," and since Moscow already has two other airports, he could probably rename Domodedovo to "Trumpskovo," and it would be fifteen years before anyone noticed anyway.
underpants
(182,973 posts)shelshaw
(536 posts)Botany
(70,629 posts)This federal building in Colorado should be good for him.
Hiawatha Pete
(1,805 posts)58Sunliner
(4,423 posts)grumpyduck
(6,276 posts)and name an airport after someone else right after he leaves office.
Joe Nation
(963 posts)It could double as his burial plot.
BlueWavePsych
(2,640 posts)judesedit
(4,443 posts)niyad
(113,720 posts)Harker
(14,067 posts)Initech
(100,121 posts)generalbetrayus
(508 posts)NOT!!!1!
bucolic_frolic
(43,430 posts)That's a Stormy Boom-Boom
azureblue
(2,155 posts)Propose to rename Reagan International for Trump. Then sit back and watch the fight and heads explode. Reagan zealots vs Trump zealots and each side calling the other Traitors. Really this should be made to happen - it could be the final nail in the GOP coffin
ananda
(28,891 posts)Or Con Air.
Auggie
(31,222 posts)Norm DePlume
(9 posts)...but people kept spitting on the wrong side.
jmowreader
(50,572 posts)I am sure there are a couple small-town General Aviation airfields in deep red areas...you know, the kind of place that has 4500 feet of runway, three hangars and a gas pump you turn on with your credit card...that the local authorities would be happy to put his name on.
2naSalit
(86,882 posts)LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,601 posts)Or rename the Pentagon the "Trump Pentagon."
The OP image reminds me of Stephen Colbert's speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. With President Dubya sitting right next to him, Colbert (in the persona of his self-named alter-ego), said, "Sir, there are those who say you are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. I tell them that you are a man who aims high -- you're rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg".
sandensea
(21,704 posts)magicguido
(6,315 posts)dsharp88
(487 posts)generalbetrayus
(508 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,169 posts)lame54
(35,341 posts)Mickju
(1,807 posts)Joelteply
(38 posts)Moron Airport (OZP), Spain
Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania
Crooked Island Airport (CRI), Canada
Fukui Airport (FKJ), Japan
mopinko
(70,291 posts)die.
Nitram
(22,936 posts)carpetbagger
(4,392 posts)Which is probably $9.99. Then garnish the proceeds towards his tax bill, and sell of the naming rights a few days later.