"Like I know its serious but like... I just turned 21 so whatever"

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22 Mar 2020
Aba & Preach

Note: I'd say a majority of these fools are not from Florida. Or the South in general.

[Thomas Hurt]

1. People are all over the spectrum on COVID 19 and many of them think everyone else should only

believe as they do or the world will end or the liberals will win, or the Chicoms will take over America, or there will be millions of deaths or this is nothing more than the flu and 50 60 thousand dead is cool... after all people die all time. Can't have that getting in the way of profit and greed.

We are wasting our time trying to fix people who don't approach this on some united front.

[Vivienne235729]

2. They make a good point. People don't see the virus. It's an abstract concept to them

they are unable to wrap their brains around it so they blow it off.

[Traildogbob]

3. Can't shoot it either

All the weapons of war they have hoarded can only be used to raid and steal while killing other humans. Like Jesus would do. We sure are gettin great, and winning.

[Warpy]

8. "Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse"

They don't seem to realize it doesn't work like that until they hit their 30s and that first tooth goes bad. Sooner, if they're into meth.

While many of them are plodding through an undergrad degree or managing to show up at a job every day, they pretty much don't do long term thinking.

I have a certain amount of sympathy for them, I remember what it was like being that age.

I'm going to be really pissed off if one of them bangs on my door to sell me Jesus and gives me the disease.

[Vogon_Glory]

4. I'd always assumed that Dumb(cluck)istanis were only so

because of their political affiliations.

Maybe I should expand my search parameters.

[Midnight Writer]

5. If I was 21 again, and could spend a week on the beach with tons of drunk girls in bikinis...

I'm afraid my judgement may be impaired as well.

[lagomorph777]

6. And die a week later?

No thanks!

[Midnight Writer]

7. Hormones are a terrible drug.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

9. My wife says that nature is just culling the herd.

What are we going to do with all those empty cars and houses? And maybe yachts? The very rich aren't totally immune to the virus, no matter what they tell themselves.

[MustLoveBeagles]

10. Stupid is everywhere