North Korea, in propaganda war with RT's Abby Martin, offers Snowden free kimchi for life

[uhnope]

Google translation of first minute:

Republic People's Korea now thinking Abby Martin superb evil liar doing, glorious to win public information battle triumph on Russia Today through stealing Snowden by invitation to living condition and the best side dish of all the foods, kimchi. Snowden hoped to arrive when decision take part basketball following Dennis Rodman style. Glorious government announce crushing victory over techniques Russia Today and mincing debutante figureheads. Snowden in value explode possession under dear leader Republic People's Korea, inventing kimchi perfection.

[wandy]

1. This is just like 'dim 'dar 'commey news orginasions...........

They get all puffed up beat their chest bragging 'bout who can generate the best propaganda.
They get all riled up about who can sling the bestes horse dung.
They ain'ts gots nutting.
If they had any guts they would run with the big dogs.
They would blow smoke at the very best.....

“Like all Americans, we celebrate the release of Sergeant Bergdahl,” California Rep. Howard P. “Buck” McKeon, chairman of the House Armed Services Committee, and Oklahoma Sen. James Inhofe, the ranking member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, said in a joint statement.
“However, we must carefully examine the means by which we secured his freedom. America has maintained a prohibition on negotiating with terrorists for good reason. Trading five senior Taliban leaders from detention in Guantanamo Bay for Bergdahl’s release may have consequences for the rest of our forces and all Americans.”

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/05/31/wh-us-solider-held-in-afghanistan-bergdahl-is-released-after-five-years/

I'de go ahead and use this but Russia Today and North Korea just can't generate magic bull shit like Fox.

[McCamy Taylor]

2. Why would anyone try to get this thread deleted? It is funny as s**t.

Maybe Baby Jun posts at DU and we don't know it?

K&R for kimchi! Yum!

[McCamy Taylor]

3. Yeah! It's on the front page now. And I have kimchi in my fridge!

Hey, how come we don't have an "Eating kimchi" smilie?

[McCamy Taylor]

4. Yum! That was delicious. Snowden should really consider this offer.

This is the closest thing DU has to "kimchi breath". Oh, and watch out. When you open the jar for the first time, it can fizz right over and turn the counter bright orange like a pumpkin.

[longship]

5. DUzy worthy thread already.

And yes, kim chi is yummy. And yes, it is very, very spicy hot.

[Drunken Irishman]

6. Love the weather report. That's some fine 1980s era graphics they've got.

Still, nothing beats this weather report by the Greatness himself:

[NBachers]

7. "Mincing debutante figureheads" Wow, they pulled out all the stops, didn't they?