About that Dump video they're going to play at the hurricane relief concert

[thegoose]

I saw part of it on CNN (I can never watch more than a minute of Dumpie). Hilarious!

Featuring strange, would be "hip" camerawork alternating between full-on orange face and side shots so we can study how truly bizarre that hair helmet is while he harps on about "unity" and expresses his deep gratitude to the other presidents, all delivered in that ridiculous monotone he uses when he is forced to say something he doesn't care about. I hope the camerapeople cut to a shot of the former presidents reacting to this idiot by rolling their eyes...and taking the knee!

Of course he wouldn't be there tonight. Face-to-face with Clinton and Obama? Please. Even Shrub, who drank his milkshake this week? And remember, he's a coward who only bullies people in 140 characters.