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Sun Aug 31, 2014, 02:34 AM

Ted Cruz Calls Obama A 'Kitty Cat' Next To The Russian Bear

Source: Business Insider

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who is widely seen as a potential GOP presidential candidate in 2016, gave a fiery speech on Saturday where he slammed President Barack Obama's positions on a whole host of issues.

At one point, the audience at the conservative group Americans For Prosperity's Defending The American Dream Summit in Dallas chanted "Run Ted! Run!" as Cruz blasted Obama for "lawless" immigration policies, accused the president of making the country a "kitty cat" in the face of a threat posed by Vladimir Putin's Russian "bear," and called for America to bomb the jihadist group ISIS "back to the stone age."

Cruz began his speech with a series of jokes mocking the Obama administration.

"Back in Washington there's a diet that is now very, very popular," said Cruz. "It's called the Obama Diet. Works very, very well. You simply let Putin eat your lunch every day."


Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/ted-cruz-epic-speech-obama-is-making-america-a-kitty-cat-2014-8



Ted Cruz is a GRUMPY cat, then.

More coverage:

ABC: Cruz Invites Obama to Border, Calls for Bombing ISIS ‘Back to the Stone Age’

AP: In Texas, Cruz sounds like he's running in 2016

New York Times: Kochs’ Network Wrestles With Expectations for Presidential Primaries

Politico: Ted Cruz downplays immigration shutdown chatter

Washington Post: Only the White House is talking about a government shutdown, Ted Cruz says

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Reply Ted Cruz Calls Obama A 'Kitty Cat' Next To The Russian Bear (Original post)
alp227 Aug 2014 OP
C Moon Aug 2014 #1
lumpy Aug 2014 #2
C Moon Aug 2014 #4
roguevalley Aug 2014 #6
hobbit709 Aug 2014 #20
potone Aug 2014 #48
elehhhhna Aug 2014 #56
elehhhhna Aug 2014 #57
Warpy Aug 2014 #2
Cha Aug 2014 #5
silverweb Aug 2014 #7
Helen Borg Aug 2014 #8
blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #22
rtracey Aug 2014 #36
Volaris Aug 2014 #24
The Wizard Aug 2014 #53
silverweb Aug 2014 #76
RKP5637 Aug 2014 #31
jambo101 Aug 2014 #9
JohnnyRingo Aug 2014 #10
dmosh42 Aug 2014 #11
SamKnause Aug 2014 #13
blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #19
A Simple Game Aug 2014 #39
SamKnause Aug 2014 #12
sgtbenobo Aug 2014 #14
Scarsdale Aug 2014 #15
blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #21
jambo101 Aug 2014 #40
nilesobek Aug 2014 #45
littlemissmartypants Aug 2014 #16
eShirl Aug 2014 #17
blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #18
BumRushDaShow Aug 2014 #23
Cha Aug 2014 #26
BumRushDaShow Aug 2014 #41
classof56 Aug 2014 #59
BumRushDaShow Aug 2014 #75
Cha Aug 2014 #80
SoapBox Aug 2014 #25
Diclotican Aug 2014 #27
tavernier Aug 2014 #28
TDale313 Aug 2014 #29
meow2u3 Aug 2014 #34
treestar Aug 2014 #68
Zambero Aug 2014 #30
freshwest Aug 2014 #60
RKP5637 Aug 2014 #32
marew Aug 2014 #47
7962 Aug 2014 #33
treestar Aug 2014 #69
rtracey Aug 2014 #35
paleotn Aug 2014 #37
mopinko Aug 2014 #38
rock Aug 2014 #42
Blue Owl Aug 2014 #79
catbyte Aug 2014 #43
cosmicone Aug 2014 #44
TwilightGardener Aug 2014 #46
samsingh Aug 2014 #49
olegramps Aug 2014 #50
merrily Aug 2014 #51
madashelltoo Aug 2014 #52
Thinkingabout Aug 2014 #55
sakabatou Aug 2014 #54
MisterP Aug 2014 #65
treestar Aug 2014 #67
yuiyoshida Aug 2014 #58
freshwest Aug 2014 #61
demwing Aug 2014 #63
Cha Aug 2014 #81
demwing Aug 2014 #62
Cha Aug 2014 #82
MoreGOPoop Aug 2014 #64
treestar Aug 2014 #66
Brigid Aug 2014 #77
Sunlei Aug 2014 #70
Marthe48 Aug 2014 #71
imthevicar Aug 2014 #72
the_sly_pig Aug 2014 #73
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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 02:42 AM

1. The extreme right cannot handle the fact that someone is being level-headed.

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Response to C Moon (Reply #1)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:08 AM

2. So true. I prefer kitty cats to maruading bears.

At any rate , Obama's political enemies in this country have no idea that most of us prefer a cool head and thinking leadership.

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Response to lumpy (Reply #2)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:10 AM

4. Yes!

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Response to C Moon (Reply #4)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:25 AM

6. I would like Cruz to put his military bonafides on the table. He is intensely half witted.

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Response to roguevalley (Reply #6)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:16 AM

20. you're insulting half wits.

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Response to roguevalley (Reply #6)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:58 AM

48. The worst thing is that that is not true.

I read a New Yorker article on him not long ago and it turns out that he is highly intelligent and very well educated. So either is is an ideologue who is unwilling to face any facts that don't fit his worldview, or he is just completely cynical. I'm not sure which is worse; both are dangerous.

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Response to potone (Reply #48)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:47 AM

56. he's evil and secretly wants to bareback putin.

 

mark these words: there will be a dirty sex scandal with this guy.

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Response to roguevalley (Reply #6)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:48 AM

57. yes! I love your post so much

 

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:08 AM

2. Somebody needs to smack Cruz with a clue by four

and tell him Obama is an intelligent diplomat who is keeping us out of the kind of stupid and unwinnable wars Republicans love to start so their military contractor buddies can clean up.

Putin looks like a man who is slowly realizing he's bitten off more than he can chew. Grabbing territory is the easy part. He forgot the lesson of Afghanistan: keeping that grabbed territory will wear you down and ultimately bankrupt you.

I hope Obama is watching closely as he considers any more military commitment to the middle east. We need to get the hell out.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:16 AM

5. Everything's Bigger in Texas, alp.. you know that.. yeah, it figues ted cruz would be raving about

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:33 AM

7. And Ted Cruz is...

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]... a radically insane, theocratic RW asshole.

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Response to silverweb (Reply #7)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 04:11 AM

8. Yep

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Response to silverweb (Reply #7)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:20 AM

22. 100-1 Cruz is a Christian Dominionist/New Apostolic Reformation type.

 

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Response to blkmusclmachine (Reply #22)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:33 AM

36. something like

 

Something like Ben Carson....there is a guy who will take this country back to the stone ages

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Response to silverweb (Reply #7)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:39 AM

24. You know, I don't know that I'm convinced of that...

Part of me says he's just the World's Best snake-oil salesman, and doesn't believe a fucking word of it.
And I'm not sure which is worse...dumb, or smart and callous...

Either way, he's dangerous. But let his ass run for President. It will be fun watching him lose, and then, when the Crazy Right CANNOT say, any longer, that their candidate "Just wasn't a really real Conservative Enough, and THAT'S why he lost", THEN the real work of destroying the Conservative movement can begin, because they will have to face the reality that America is probably more Left than Right, and and that means everything they have been told, and told themselves, for the last half-century is PROVABLY WRONG.

watching the searing heat of enlightenment burn through their minds that way will be the most painful day of their collective lives, and will be a most enjoyable moment for me.

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Response to Volaris (Reply #24)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:29 AM

53. Conservative movement is a euphemism

for hateful fascist bigots bent on restoring slavery.

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Response to The Wizard (Reply #53)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 04:21 PM

76. You got that right!




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Response to silverweb (Reply #7)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:22 AM

31. And as another poster said everything is bigger in Texas. Even the assholes like Ted Cruz! n/t

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 04:38 AM

9. If Cruz was elected President

I wonder how long it would take him to start a third world war?

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 04:58 AM

10. Obama sees the threat from ISIS, yet he....

...hasn't attacked Guam yet.

Weak on terror by republican standards.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 05:50 AM

11. His experience and expertise can be printed on a business card! Go back to Canada!

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Response to dmosh42 (Reply #11)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 06:12 AM

13. You give Cruz too much credit.

A postage stamp would be more appropriate.

Actually, that would apply to the entire right wing.

All of their expertise could be printed on a postage stamp.

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Response to dmosh42 (Reply #11)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:25 AM

39. Send Cruz back to Canada? Now who's trying to start a war? n/t

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 06:09 AM

12. Yes, that must be true,

because when I think of a real bad ass, Ted Cruz comes to mind.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 06:12 AM

14. Ted who?

 

Thank you for playing.


Carry on.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 06:46 AM

15. Canadian

Is he STILL Canadian? Does his father still tell him what to say? Seems his father was a disgruntled "leader" of some sort in Cuba. Now he wants to take over the USA. Rafael Sr. is a religious nutcase, with delusions of grandeur. He is sort of the Cuban Dickless Cheney to his son Georgie Jr.

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Response to Scarsdale (Reply #15)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:18 AM

21. Who wants to bet that granddaddy Rafael came from Germany???

 

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Response to blkmusclmachine (Reply #21)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:27 AM

40. Curious

With the ease that Cruzs dad flitted from Cuba to USA to Canada back to USA i think a bit of immigration scrutiny is in order, may turn out Cruz himself is an illegal.

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Response to Scarsdale (Reply #15)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:52 AM

45. All the bad dictators come from other countries

than where they seek power. Napoleon and that other guy come to mind.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:09 AM

17. sez the Dodo

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:12 AM

18. The extreme far right is itching for a nuke war, because Jesus.

 


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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:21 AM

23. Obama is a Leo

'Nuff said.



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Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #23)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:57 AM

26. I was just thinking that, BRDS.. I commented before but

when I saw this again just now.. I was thinking "kitty cat".. "well, if that's what you want to call a lion."

And, you found a vid with a lion and a bear?! I don't think I want to watch that.. but, what are they even doing in the same neck of the woods?!



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Response to Cha (Reply #26)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:41 AM

41. The vid was from

an old Disney children's action movie from '72 (that included a young Jodie Foster - she is the same age as me...lol) - "Napoleon and Samantha".





If you watch enough nature shows, you'll notice that within a pride of lions, the females are out hunting down the prey while the male is chilling on the sidelines with one eye on the cubs and the other on the ladies. But as soon as something threatening comes along to delay his meal, he'll slowly get up, stretch, and will shake himself a bit. Finally, he'll saunter over to a clearing, and will let out a roar so loud that every critter in the vicinity goes silent with a WTF?... afterwhich everything slithering, crawling, walking, running, hopping, climbing, or flying, clears out quick, fast, and in a hurry!



For 6 years, people keep underestimating Barack Obama but I always warn them not to mess with the lion!

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Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #41)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 11:07 AM

59. Thanks for posting the bear /lion "encounter"!

That movie was filmed in John Day, Oregon, where I used to reside. It's a kick to watch the familiar scenery and spot a few local "extras". It also starred Michael Douglas. The bear/lion "fight" probably wasn't shot in the surrounding area, I'm guessing. Anyway, great scene and I love the info you posted about lions, and completely agree with you--don't mess with our President. His roar will be heard far and wide and the critters who underestimate him will be scattering for cover. Including the bear named Putin!

Best.

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Response to classof56 (Reply #59)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 04:10 PM

75. Thanks for that background info!



I remember watching "The Streets of San Francisco" that also came out around that time with Karl Malden & Michael Douglas. That show (plus the old Rice-A Roni commercials) made me want to get there one day, which I finally did about 10 years ago...lol). Will Geer was also in that Disney pic as well...

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Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #41)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:28 PM

80. Mahalo for that, sweetie! Don't I know it! :)

"...everything slithering, crawling, walking, running, hopping, climbing, or flying, clears out quick, fast, and in a hurry!"

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 07:42 AM

25. Cruz is a POS, next to anyone or anything else.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:00 AM

27. alp227

alp227

Even a kitty cat can be a danger if provoked and fearless... I think mr Cruz is just stupid - and jealous he have no possibility to even be in the white house - if he is not been invited by the current occupant...

And I also think President Obama do it the right way - being levelheaded and cool -instead of going on a rampage who might loose he more friends than the former occupant of the White house did in just a few years back between 2001-2008 - it took years of minding to get the old friends of europe - you know they who was cowards for not getting along on the war against Iraq to trust US fully again....
And I think Obama comparative to the republicans know how acute the situation was - and is - and want to keep it low key - and then surprise all by doing it the right way...

And no - I do not think Cruz is the Crumpy Cat - the Crumpy cat is far to kind to be Cruz - and I suspect even the Crumpy Cat would have accepted Obama as a friend - mostly because most cats know who to trust and not..

Diclotican

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:01 AM

28. Same thing Bin Laden said

right before he got that silly little surprised look on his face.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:05 AM

29. Don't mess with the kitteh.

Just sayin'

[link:|

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Response to TDale313 (Reply #29)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:30 AM

34. Kitty 2, bear 0

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Response to TDale313 (Reply #29)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:28 PM

68. lol

Makes me think of that kid's show, Diego. "Bears are afraid of cats."

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:11 AM

30. Ted Cruz admires Putin for the fascist that he is

Cruz would have no problem bringing his own vision of Putin's repression, uber-nationalsim, and militarism to this country. He cannot come out and proclaim this directly, so the workaround is rhetoric that places Putin in a superior light compared to President Obama.

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Response to Zambero (Reply #30)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 12:00 PM

60. You nailed it! Cruz Ooze longs to be like Putin in so many ways.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:23 AM

32. A vote for Ted Cruz is a vote for WW III! n/t

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #32)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:57 AM

47. +1 n/t

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:23 AM

33. That sure helps matters, jackass. nt

 

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Response to 7962 (Reply #33)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:29 PM

69. Exactly, what about supporting the CIC as against others in the world?

So important during republicans administrations

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:31 AM

35. well cruz

 

Remember this Cruz...Cats have claws and are stealthy, Bears just shit in the woods, and sleep most of the time.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:53 AM

37. Alright, Ted. What would you do?

....invade eastern Ukraine and fight a nuclear armed Russia? Threaten to nuke Moscow? What?

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:00 AM

38. kitty cat, huh?

guessin he tells that joke a bit differently when the mike is off.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:43 AM

42. And if I call Ted a 'turd'

He still wouldn't smell that good.

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Response to rock (Reply #42)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 06:16 PM

79. Thinkin' Cruz is a dung beetle next to that turd

n/t

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:47 AM

43. "Run, Ted, run!" Yeah, that's a great idea.

Run back to Texas, or better yet, Canada, although I wouldn't want to inflict that piece of garbage on our fine neighbors to the north.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:50 AM

44. Ted Cruz thinks he is Mighty Mouse n/t

 

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 09:55 AM

46. Ted's a real tough guy. He used to kick ass in debate club.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:07 AM

49. i'm not sure its appropriate for a shithead like cruz to call the President that name

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:20 AM

50. I wonder if the extreme ultra-conservatives will drive the nation into class warfare.

I realize that the nation has suffered in the past from extremism.

However, the conservative faction of the GOP has moved far from a position of reasoned honest debate of the issues to obstructionism. . Obama's election open the flood gate of extremist Right Wing propaganda of unbridled hatred. They have played on the ignorance and fear of the working White Class that they are in jeopardy of losing their privileged place in society. Unfortunately, their ignorance coupled with deep seated racism prevents them from comprehending that they are nothing more than pawns and their privileged status is nothing more than a delusion.

It is not unreasonable to compare what is taking place in America with what transpired in the 1930's in Germany. The leadership of he Republican Party, rather than denouncing the extremists message of hatred and division, have embraced the polarization that it has breed. I don't know if I will be around to see if someone can emerge to right the ship before it completely flounders. It is a sad realization that large segment of citizens' of our nation doesn't have the maturity to accept that an African-American, regardless of their demonstrated accomplishments, can lead the nation.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:27 AM

51. Not very long ago, rightists were swooning over Putin. Now it's a bad thing that

Obama is not grinding him to dust?

I guess life for the fact-free is a lot easier than striving for coherence.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:27 AM

52. And Ted Cruz is an asshole

In a world filled with them.

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Response to madashelltoo (Reply #52)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:38 AM

55. You can tell Ted is an asshole, he opens his mouth and $hit comes out.

Putin is Ted's hero, Ted wants to be just like him, Ted wants to be a dictator, never thought this would be a possible event in the US but Ted is attempting to be a Congressional Dictator. I sure hope Texans will look at Ted for what he is and get him out of office next time.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:35 AM

54. Then Obama must be this cat

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Response to sakabatou (Reply #54)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:19 PM

65. yeah, we're so successful in Syria we have to attack our own proxy forces!

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Response to sakabatou (Reply #54)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:27 PM

67. Priceless! nt

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 10:58 AM

58. He is trying to prop himself up for the next

Presidential race, but the guy is a total joke, and most know it, or should know it.. than again, there are a few fans of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann who probably think he is just fine..(((( meh.))))

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 12:08 PM

61. KITTEH SEZ:



I NEED A SNACK!

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Response to freshwest (Reply #61)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 12:39 PM

63. Kitty v. Bear (No blood)

 

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Response to freshwest (Reply #61)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:34 PM

81. LOL, fresh!

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 12:22 PM

62. Senator Ham I Am should know better

 

Those who publically ate Green Eggs and Ham on a bed of shredded, fried, filibuster, should think twice before they make jokes about other people's lunch

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Response to demwing (Reply #62)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:36 PM

82. Excellent depiction of ted cruz, demwing.. thank you.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:13 PM

64. Cruz Fertilizer, Inc.

Grand Ol' Poop is our specialtly!

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:23 PM

66. They sound like they never grew up

Republcians sound like they are still in high school.

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Response to treestar (Reply #66)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 04:55 PM

77. Make that junior high.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:34 PM

70. Cruz what's the synonym of kittycat? To insult the President like that, is to insult America.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:46 PM

71. Hope this a*hat fails

Cruz must think that living soldiers are like GI Joe dolls. He can send them on all kinds of deadly missions and doesn't have to be responsible for the consequences. As long as the money keeps going in his piggy bank, he'll put anyone else in harm's way.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:23 PM

72. Hey Teddy!?

 

Ever Get an angry Cat stuck in your shorts? Then Come over to My Place And I'll Show you what it's like.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:25 PM

73. Why give Cruz space on this site?

He's a liar. He has nothing to say. He can't think in three dimensions. Useless.

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 03:54 PM

74. Business Insider's got shit for brains also

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who is widely seen as a potential GOP presidential candidate in 2016...

Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta.

At one point, the audience at the conservative group Americans For Prosperity's Defending The American Dream Summit in Dallas chanted "Run Ted! Run!"

"Welp, dat oh'baamuh was born 'n kenyuh 'n heez prezdent, ya buncha morans."

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Sun Aug 31, 2014, 05:36 PM

78. "Cat Chases Bear Up A Tree" - National Geographic

(The bear is the black object at the top, the cat is the orange object at the bottom)



http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060613-cat-bear.html

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June 13, 2006—Perhaps not since the Cowardly Lion has an animal's appearance been so at odds with its attitude.

On June 4 a black bear wandered into a West Milford, New Jersey, back yard, was confronted by a 15-pound (7-kilogram) tabby cat … and fled up a neighbor's tree. Hissing at the base of the tree, Jack the clawless cat kept the bear at bay for about 15 minutes, then ran him up another tree after an attempted escape.

Finally, Jack's owner, Donna Dickey, called the cat inside, and the timorous trespasser disappeared back into the woods.

"He doesn't want anybody in his yard," Dickey said of Jack in an interview with the Newark Star Ledger.

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Response to DinahMoeHum (Reply #78)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 08:41 PM

83. That's got to be one of the funniest cat pics! thanks Dinah~

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Response to alp227 (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2014, 06:29 AM

84. ".... I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed....

but 10 to 20 million killed, tops.... er... depending on the breaks!"

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