Rudy Giuliani Says Loyalty to Donald Trump Will Help Him in Heaven
Source: Newsweek
Published Mar 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM EDT | Updated Mar 17, 2024 at 7:13 PM EDT
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani said on Sunday that his loyalty to former President Donald Trump will help him "in heaven."
Giuliani, who also previously served as a lawyer for Trump, is currently facing a penalty of $148 million after he was found liable in court for defaming two Georgia election workers, the mother-daughter pair Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss. In the wake of the 2020 presidential election, as the former mayor became a significant proponent of Trump's false claims of widespread voter fraud that made him lose to Joe Biden, Giuliani spread unfounded conspiracy theories that the pair had committed election fraud while counting ballots in Fulton County, Georgia.
Freeman and Moss said in the lawsuit that the claims about them, which were amplified considerably by Giuliani, resulted in them receiving a torrent of harassment and threats. Following the verdict against him, the former mayor told reporters that he did not "regret a damn thing" about the comments he made, and decried the "absurdity" of the penalty amount, which resulted in him filing for bankruptcy last year.
In a Sunday WABC radio broadcast, Giuliani said he would be disbarred for what he stated was "confidential stuff" after he was found liable for defaming Freeman and Moss. "The Bar Association is going to crucify me no matter what. I will be disbarred in New York. I will be disbarred in Washington. It will have nothing to do with anything I did wrong," he said. "And I consider that something that will help me in heaven for sticking to my principles and not being a weakling, like all these weaklings who are afraid to represent Trump."
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PJMcK
(22,069 posts)Its over, isnt it?
Loser.
Escurumbele
(3,408 posts)kicks him out from heaven for the same reason he thinks he will be saved.
What a character Rudy is.
PJMcK
(22,069 posts)Rudy dies and shows up at the Pearly Gates. He stands in line as the blessed souls are admitted into Heaven where they receive their angel wings and a beautiful harp.
When Rudy gets to the head of the line, St. Peter gives him a sneering look and says, "Wrong gate, buddy." St. Peter pulls a big lever, the clouds open up beneath Rudy and he plummets to the Gates of Hell where he meets Satan.
"Ah, my good man, Rudy," exclaims the Dark Lord. "Come in, come in. We've been looking forward to seeing you!"
Rudy is rushed to the front of the line where he receives his pitch fork and an out-of-tune accordion. (Are there any other kind?!)
"Enjoy eternity, Rudy," cackled Satan who then disappeared in a blast of sulfuric smoke that reminded Rudy of Trump's farts.
emulatorloo
(44,268 posts)OAITW r.2.0
(24,759 posts)Scary, if he believes this.
PatSeg
(47,741 posts)I think his brain is fried right about now. The guy gets weirder and weirder all the time.
erronis
(15,461 posts)PatSeg
(47,741 posts)They are a perfect pair - a stinky version of Abbot and Costello or Laurel and Hardy. Well, except they are disgusting and not the least bit funny.
multigraincracker
(32,751 posts)Pie in the Sky when you Die.
Perhaps. 🤔
oasis
(49,481 posts)NanaCat
(1,510 posts)nt
smb
(3,478 posts)...from some infernal imp poking him in the heinie with a red-hot pitchfork.
agingdem
(7,874 posts)that some priest, living a solitary prayerful existence in an underground Siberian cave, will grant Rudy absolution for his eight decades of sin ...and he's assuming if there is a celestial being, he/she does not have access to the internet or a spiritual connection to Ruby Freeman and Shea Moss
Mopar151
(10,006 posts)And she's really young, Rudy might be down for that....
But it's HELL!!!! And Rudy is her gut-churning horror.
ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,297 posts)AllaN01Bear
(18,747 posts)Deuxcents
(16,441 posts)rubbersole
(6,756 posts)muriel_volestrangler
(101,412 posts)LiberalFighter
(51,301 posts)republianmushroom
(13,847 posts)Good luck with your heaven, Rudy, believe some people call it hell.
marble falls
(57,481 posts)RussBLib
(9,057 posts)Apologies to all the believers out there.
If there is such a place (and I don't believe there is) Trump ain't gonna be there.
Ocelot II
(115,976 posts)But at least they'll be together...
FakeNoose
(32,884 posts)I came here to post the same, but you beat me to it - with illustrations no less.
They will be together, and hopefully soon.
Pachamama
(16,887 posts)Dantes Inferno
GoodRaisin
(8,933 posts)ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,297 posts)We're all going to the same place, the same place we came from before we were born:
Welcome to the void.
rampartc
(5,455 posts)but if there is an afterlife, perhaps satan could assign me to torment these so called "conservative" azzwholes
brush
(53,973 posts)after all the trouble it's caused him.
It looks like like Rudy is just another poor, maga chump.
Blue Owl
(50,567 posts)keithbvadu2
(37,040 posts)samplegirl
(11,522 posts)Rudy he's going straight to hell!
Roy Rolling
(6,943 posts)No Jesus verbiage at all.
Yeah, Rudys a real victim to be rewarded in heaven for his unwavering faith in Trump.
viva la
(3,360 posts)I was so craven and self-immolating, I let Trump bankrupt me and I still lick his boots for it!"
ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,297 posts)But...the writer of genesis just admitted there are other gods is my thought on that
Jim__
(14,094 posts)SupportSanity
(235 posts)patphil
(6,251 posts)If you want to stand with Trump, you'll have to set your sights a little lower.
Midnight Writer
(21,847 posts)Permanut
(5,705 posts)Wrong.
sakabatou
(42,202 posts)dalton99a
(81,702 posts)elleng
(131,370 posts)Ocelot II
(115,976 posts)jls4561
(1,268 posts)God dont love ugly.
Irish_Dem
(47,846 posts)For eternity.
Bluejeans
(69 posts)Guiliani's whining is enough to make me want to vomit:
" "And I consider that something that will help me in heaven for sticking to my principles "
Please, Rudy, stop with the nonsense. Your constant statements on the 2020 election were in conflict with the Ninth Commandment, "Thou shall not lie."
Ray Bruns
(4,123 posts)AverageOldGuy
(1,568 posts)Let's hope so. You earned it.
Solly Mack
(90,800 posts)rurallib
(62,478 posts)almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Solly Mack
(90,800 posts)But to frame your death in terms of loyalty to Trump scoring you points in heaven was not on my Bingo card.
Trump, Aqua-Net, and Ketchup - the MAGA Holy Trinity.
Orrex
(63,263 posts)FakeNoose
(32,884 posts)relayerbob
(6,561 posts)So, he got that part right.
niyad
(113,869 posts)ghouliani could mix them up.
democrank
(11,112 posts)but still singing the praises of his lying, unAmerican cult leader.
ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,297 posts)Like the Nazis in the Fuehrerbunker in March, 1945
HandmaidsTaleUntold
(256 posts)What a tool. Now they are totally sounding like the Taliban or other Middle Eastern terrorists. You arent getting any virgins in Heaven Rudy so stand down and take a lap.
LudwigPastorius
(9,257 posts)The Unmitigated Gall
(3,838 posts)truthisfreedom
(23,168 posts)He wants to believe that displaying further fealty to his king will somehow help him financially. Hes not accounting for his masters imminent financial ruin.
Hikerchick57
(118 posts)Mysterian
(4,601 posts)C Moon
(12,226 posts)Paladin
(28,283 posts)Mike Nelson
(9,984 posts)... is Rudy is trying to say good night?
Raven
(13,908 posts)Eugene
(61,974 posts)Expect a renewed effort to fleece the MAGA flock in the near future.
mercuryblues
(14,557 posts)samnsara
(17,658 posts)tanyev
(42,672 posts)The Wizard
(12,556 posts)is working on an insanity defense.
Vinca
(50,326 posts)Bucky
(54,094 posts)What a sad little clown
mgardener
(1,825 posts)When Guiliani is making his case.
IDK, but the Bible has some things to say about cheating, adultery and bearing false witness.
Raven
(13,908 posts)pretty clear to me that, on top of alcohol abuse and dementia, this man is having a nervous breakdown in slow motion for all to see. Where is his family? His talk about heaven would make me very nervous that he might hurt himself.
BumRushDaShow
(129,969 posts)His son Andrew is managing a lot of his stuff. E.g., - https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/23/giulianis-son-turns-to-trump-for-help-with-fathers-legal-bills.html
Ghoul had his 3rd divorce right before the 2020 election.
bluestarone
(17,105 posts)THE SOONER THE BETTER!!
JohnSJ
(92,504 posts)dchill
(38,610 posts)Sibelius Fan
(24,398 posts)are getting lumps of coal.
CTyankee
(63,926 posts)BumRushDaShow
(129,969 posts)CTyankee
(63,926 posts)iluvtennis
(19,905 posts)being found guilty
intrepidity
(7,356 posts)He did *not* say what the headline says.
A rant against MSM, not defending Rudy, to be clear.
BaronChocula
(1,629 posts)"gentleman's club" near the Newark airport?
wolfie001
(2,300 posts)Only a sick f&ck would utter such nonsense.