Trump Gripes 'Fake News' Didn't Tout His 2 Nobel Peace Prizes (That Never Existed)

[packman]

Source: Huffington Post

President Donald Trump complained at a Pennsylvania campaign rally Saturday night that the “fake news” completely skipped reporting his two Nobel Peace Prizes.

Trump has no Nobel Peace Prizes.

He was nominated this year for a 2021 prize.

On Saturday, Trump grumbled that there wasn’t a word in the “fake news” about his Nobel recognition.

“Somebody had a show where they said the amount of time devoted to Donald Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize — two of ’em — [was] zero on the networks, zero,” he emphasized. “It is so disgraceful. They’re so bad.”

Read more: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-nonexistent-nobel-peace-prizes_n_5f6ff939c5b61af20e76b9e6

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[beachbumbob]

1. makes a great basis for a political ads mocking trump and his "prizes"

[marble falls]

2. He needs a syphilis test.

[Botany]

8. Tertiary Syphilis

Tertiary Stage

Most people with untreated syphilis do not develop tertiary syphilis. However, when it does happen it can affect many different organ systems. These include the heart and blood vessels, and the brain and nervous system. Tertiary syphilis is very serious and would occur 10–30 years after your infection began. In tertiary syphilis, the disease damages your internal organs and can result in death.

Neurosyphilis and Ocular Syphilis

Without treatment, syphilis can spread to the brain and nervous system (neurosyphilis) or to the eye (ocular syphilis). This can happen during any of the stages described above.

Symptoms of neurosyphilis include

severe headache;
difficulty coordinating muscle movements;
paralysis (not able to move certain parts of your body);
numbness; and
dementia (mental disorder).

https://www.cdc.gov/std/syphilis/stdfact-syphilis.htm

[marble falls]

13. Makes a good argument for a test.

[keithbvadu2]

10. Must be why he wants less testing?

Must be why he wants less testing?

[marble falls]

14. Tell him its an IQ test.

[keithbvadu2]

22. Now, that one he is smart enough to avoid.

Now, that one he is smart enough to avoid.

[marble falls]

25. OK, a competency test. He enjoys those.

[AZ8theist]

36. Man. Person. Car. umm..........awe, FORGET IT....

[jeffreyi]

50. Or a test he has to pass to get another loan

[marble falls]

55. I imagine further loans are a bit problematic, his money laundering career is coming to a close.

[yankee87]

3. Fake President fake news

First off, I think his cultists will believe that he has won the Nobel (Noble?) Prize. Also if I never hear the words fake news again after he's gone, it will be too soon.

[calimary]

4. Sheesh - he's completely delusional!

NOBODY has two Nobel Peace Prizes.

And if anybody did, it most definitely would NOT be you, donald.

[Aristus]

15. Marie Curie does.

But she was a world-renowned scientist, not a circus sideshow huckster.

[Yeehah]

32. Not Nobel Peace Prizes

Curie won for physics and chemistry.

[Aristus]

33. Yeah, I caught that on the second read-through...

Sorry...

[IrishEyes]

18. Only four people have won multiple noble prizes.

I looked it up out of curiosity.

Marie Skłodowska Curie, Physics 1903 and Chemistry 1911
Linus Pauling, Chemistry 1954 and Peace 1962
John Bardeen, Physics 1956 and Physics 1972
Frederick Sanger, Chemistry 1958 and Chemistry 1980

The oldest person to win a noble prize was John B. Goodenough who won in 2019 the chemistry prize at age 97.
The youngest was Malala Yousafzai who won the peace prize at age 17.

[calimary]

26. And they genuinely deserved them. Brains can do that.

NOBODY has ever been given two Nobel Peace Prizes.

[IrishEyes]

39. I didn't say that anyone had won two Nobel peace prizes.

I just thought it was interesting to see how many people had won more than one Nobel prize.

They were all highly intelligent and hard working people unlike Trump. My cat is more qualified to win a Nobel peace prize than Trump.

[calimary]

53. You're right. It WAS interesting.

Conversations like these do get me thinking - "gee, I wonder who else did that/did anybody get more than that?/who got the most-biggest-baddest-whatever-est."

And speaking of hard-working, sheesh - the hours, days, weeks, months, years sometimes, that this caliber of expert put in on study, experimentation, research, writing, analyzing, consulting, and more, that led the way to their Nobel awards. One can only imagine! I had a friend in college radio who was a physics nerd, and he said one of the coolest things about his course of study was that it had him working with Nobel Prize-winners. Spoke about them almost in hushed tones.

[Solly Mack]

5. He faked a Time cover. He'll fake a proclamation of winning and frame it.

[BigmanPigman]

6. He won a prize..here's the proof

Helen Sullivan (@helenrsullivan) Tweeted:
0mg a picture of a rat wearing the medal he got for bravery

https://t.co/6TGRCEHGdE https://t.co/tXqrtWUmhf

Link to tweet

?s=20

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=14131996
"Magawa the mine-detecting rat wins PDSA Gold Medal"

[BumRushDaShow]

9. Thank you for posting what the critter looked like

I actually heard that on the news the past couple days but didn't feel like looking it up.

(he sniffed out land mines IIRC)

[SergeStorms]

34. Maybe Trump could get one.....

for sniffing out land mines as well. It's worth a try. The mines would detonate from the earth shaking when he walked past, right? Then he'd have three Nobel Prizes!

[BumRushDaShow]

37. The landmines

are embedded in "The GOP Swamp®", so finding anything in that muck would be prize worthy!

[Siwsan]

7. Saturday night? My guess is he was sundowning. Again.

The debate should be interesting.

[niyad]

11. There are 211 individuals, and 107 organizations, nominated so far this year for the Nobel.PP.

[TomVilmer]

19. There has been a lot about Trump's "Nobel Prize" on the networks

His fake news item came from
Justice With Judge Jeanine FOX News September 12, 2020
https://archive.org/details/FOXNEWSW_20200913_040000_Justice_With_Judge_Jeanine/start/3629/end/3689?q=nobel+prize+trump

- but these also reported his "Nobel Prizes":
Erin Burnett Out Front CNN February 18, 2019
CNN Newsroom With John Berman and Poppy Harlow April 30, 2018
Andrea Mitchell Reports: MSNBCW : April 30, 2018
Dateline London BBC News May 20, 2018
CNN Tonight with Don Lemon September 9, 2020 11:00pm-12:01am
plus on Fox, Fox and Fox...

[kiri]

12. Let peaceable protests be put down with violence in the name of Nobel.

The miserable Media never reported Trumpio's heroic action in the Bowling Green near massacre. By fearlessly walking into the fray, he brought peace and civility to thousands of magats.

[George II]

16. He had two NOMINATIONS, not prizes, and both nominations have been invalidated...

...because they were improper.

On the other hand we have this:

[calimary]

28. The real thing. Awarded to a REAL President.

Who was elected twice, fair ‘n’ square. With no help from Russia or any other foreign operators and nogoodniks.

[marble falls]

17. Some reporter needs to ask him how he spent his Prize money.

[Botany]

24. Or when did he go to Oslo, Norway?

The prize ceremonies take place annually in Stockholm, Sweden (with the exception of the Peace Prize ceremony, which is held in Oslo, Norway).

[ProfessorGAC]

41. Paid Late Fees On Delinquent Loans

Had he actually won one, that's where the $ would go.

[marble falls]

42. It'll be very interesting to see what happens to him once his masters don't find him useful.

[ProfessorGAC]

43. Do We Ever Agree!

He's a useful fool right now.
When he's no longer useful, he'll be with Bannon fleecing the flock with hyper inflated Krugerrands.
He'll be the only criminal conman with a secret service detail.

[marble falls]

47. Will they be wearing orange or guard's uniforms?

[ProfessorGAC]

48. Well Played! (nt)

[Illumination]

45. Maybe they'll hire a magician with a disappearing act?...

[marble falls]

49. More likely a BigMac with a side of Novichok.

[Illumination]

51. Oh,,,Like Russian style?

[marble falls]

56. Last thing he'll hear: "Adios, tovarich!"

[Illumination]

57. Maybe we won't hear anything. Maybe he'll have a major stroke & won't be able to speak again!...

[marble falls]

58. Who's the patron saint of strokes? I'll go light a candle or two.

[Illumination]

60. It's Saint Andrew Avellino. You are so kind & thoughtful marble! Let's hope it's sooner than

later...!

[marble falls]

61. St Andy protects against 'em. I want his evil twin. They all got one. Oral Roberts's is ...

Anal Roberts. Donald Trump's is Donald Trump. Who's St Andy's?

[Illumination]

62. You got me on that one. Let me know when you figure it out!...

[Illumination]

46. Uh oh!...That could involve Publisher's Clearing House maybe?...

[EndlessWire]

20. Oh, Lawd, Lawd

He thinks that the Nobel Prize, any category, will follow the principle that, if you say something enough times, it will manifest itself as truth.

Decades ago, there was a book called, "The Power of Positive Thinking." Keep something in your head, and it will become true. Well, my fervent wish, and therefore in my head, is that Joe and Kamala kick his ass to the curb with a resounding whack!

Also, I'll put my wish that he NOT win any prize of any kind up against his desire to win this prize (like Barack did.) It's true, my original campaign to have his hair plugs fall out didn't work; I think that I didn't account for his hair advisor, drat. But, with all of us wishing and hoping for his downfall, we are bound to prevail.

While he wishes to win the Nobel Peace Prize, We The People will show up at the polls and make our own wishes the truth!

[keithbvadu2]

29. "with a resounding whack!" - A visit from Tonya Harding's representative?

"with a resounding whack!" - A visit from Tonya Harding's representative?

[EndlessWire]

31. More like a Mack truck. n/t

[chriscan64]

21. I think you have to promote peace to win it.

Like you have to do physics to win the one for physics. I'll nominate him myself if they ever offer a booby prize.

[JohnnyRingo]

23. In his world.

He's the most admired man among giants. Women want him and men want to be like him.

[calimary]

30. His world is VERY small.

It inhabits his little mind.

[duforsure]

27. They'll make up for that covering his indictments,

And receiving "No bail".

[dalton99a]

35. Kick

[CaptYossarian]

38. His wife, Morgan Fairchild, must be very proud.

[Javaman]

40. I wish he would bring up the Medal of Honor he won at the

Bowling green massacre.

[Illumination]

44. This would be the PERFECT storyline for Saturday Night Live!

[LudwigPastorius]

54. ...

[NotASurfer]

59. He did get a Nobel (Ig Nobel) prize for medical education

So can tout away at the "honor"

MEDICAL EDUCATION PRIZE [BRAZIL, UK, INDIA, MEXICO, BELARUS, USA, TURKEY, RUSSIA, TURKMENISTAN]
Jair Bolsonaro of Brazil, Boris Johnson of the United Kingdom, Narendra Modi of India, Andrés Manuel López Obrador of Mexico, Alexander Lukashenko of Belarus, Donald Trump of the USA, Recep Tayyip Erdogan of Turkey, Vladimir Putin of Russia, and Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow of Turkmenistan, for using the Covid-19 viral pandemic to teach the world that politicians can have a more immediate effect on life and death than scientists and doctors can.
REFERENCE: Numerous news reports.

https://www.improbable.com/ig-about/winners/