Levi Johnston, Sunny Oglesby Welcome Daughter Breeze Beretta

[pstokely]

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Source: US Magazine

In April, Johnston and Oglesby sat down for a chat with Inside Edition, during which he admitted the pregnancy was "unplanned."
"There was a time we went to the cabin and forgot the birth control pills, and a month later we found out we were having a baby," he explained of Sunny, a 20-year-old teacher who resides in his hometown of Wasilla, Alaska.
Johnston and his ex, the eldest child of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, welcomed son Tripp in late 2008; the couple called off their engagement in March 2009, got engaged again in July 2010, but finally called it off for good just three months later.


Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/levi-johnston-sunny-oglesby-welcome-daughter-breeze-beretta-2012129

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Why can't he pick a name of an American gun?

[emilyg]

1. Hope he can support this child.

[pstokely]

5. How?

I guess it's OK for white trash to receive government assistance instead of those welfare queens in Newark

[Drunken Irishman]

2. THIS is the news that should be dominating the headlines ... not that Libya crap!

[onehandle]

3. Freaks. nt

[high density]

4. Beyond birth control pills, there are also things called condoms

They're available everywhere (at least while Rmoney isn't in the White House) and the shelf-life on them is pretty good.

[pstokely]

6. even in Wasilla?

nt

[azurnoir]

7. prolific guy this Levi fellow

so they 'forgot' birthcontrol pills for one night?

[SoapBox]

11. Ditto

No glove, no love.

They're all idiots.

[Arctic Dave]

8. Is that the real name or is it a product placement?

Christ, it's like a real life Idiocracy out there.

[DeSwiss]

9. Should have gone with, Febreze Beretta.....

...you double the branding opportunities.

[Marie Marie]

13. Good one.

[azurnoir]

20. but it could be a whole new scent marketed towards the NRA set

Breeze Beretta nothing like the smell of fresh powder in the morning

[hamsterjill]

24. No. No. No.

They are already using brand recognition! After all, Tidy Cat has an existing litter control system known as the "Breeze" system. I kid you not.

Hey, they named the child; not us! LOL

[CountAllVotes]

10. hmmm ....

Breeders I see again ...

[Freddie]

12. They named her after an old Chevy

(my MIL had one circa 1990)
Not a gun...right?
Probably because he escaped a bullet not marrying Chillbilly Daughter

[jmowreader]

14. Is his third child's name going to be Frito Pendejo?

Come on now...naming your kid after a product screams Idiocracy!

[DesertRat]

15. Frito Pendejo?

[jmowreader]

18. You never saw the movie Idiocracy

In it, among other atrocities, everyone had an identity barcode tattooed on the inside of their wrist--and it was a crime to not have this tattoo. (You were called Unscannable if you didn't have this.) The tattoo was applied by a huge machine you stuck your arm into. Before it tattooed you, it asked you your name, and you could tell it anything you wanted to--the lead character was asked what the name on his federal identity card was, told the machine he was "not sure," and the machine dutifully tattooed Not Sure on his arm.

There was a character named Frito Pendejo--he was Not Sure's lawyer.

There was a newscaster named Formica Davis.

The hero of "Monday Night Rehabilitation," where criminals were killed in an arena in a televised spectacle, was Beef Supreme.

The president was Dwayne Herbert Alizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.

[Rowdyboy]

16. I wish only the best of luck for the innocent child....

She never hurt anyone. Hope her daddy grows up before she does.

That said, I like Levi a helluva lot more than I do Bristol. At least he's not a Palin.

[jsr]

17. I'm so glad it's not Windex Beretta or Carpet Fresh Glock

[jmowreader]

19. His kid with Bristol Palin has the middle name Easton

There's a story on Us Magazine's website that explains Easton is an old English name, but the truth is, Easton is the biggest name in the hockey equipment business and Levi Johnston is a very serious amateur hockey player.

[arikara]

21. An American gun? Sure, totally agree...

Coca Colt has a nice ring to it.

[cstanleytech]

22. So, they forgot the pills and knowing that they couldnt keep their pants on?

[awoke_in_2003]

23. Is there something in the air...

of Alaska that causes people to come up with crazy names for their kids?

[name not needed]

25. Meth.