Trump Pledges To Make God Great Again
Source: The Daily Beast (formerly Newsweek)
Lynchburg, Va. Evangelicals werent supposed to like Donald Trump. Hes boasted about never asking God for forgiveness, exhibited total Biblical illiteracy, and had as many wives as an Old Testament patriarch.
But none of that matters. When the billionaire mogul spoke at Liberty University this morning, he got a rapturous welcome that showed just how much Evangelicals love himand why. The obsequiously warm reception he received may upend conventional wisdom about what conservative Christians want from their presidential candidates. And thats great news for Trump.
Fox News morning programming warmed up the 11,000-strong crowd, and then the universitys hipster Christian worship band led students in song.
We worship you today because youre the great celebrity in this place, prayed David Nasser, the schools senior vice president for spiritual development, addressing God.
The boisterous crowdsome of whom woke up at 3:30 a.m. to get good seatsproceeded to worship Trump.
Trumps performance certainly drew some sneers, especially when an attempt to pander fell flat after Trump mispronounced a Biblical reference as Two Corinthians instead of Second Corinthians. But despite that, his overwhelmingly warm reception confirms that hes just as competitive as any other Republican among Evangelical Christian voters.
Read more: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/18/trump-pledges-to-make-god-great-again.html
SoLeftIAmRight
(4,883 posts)He needs Trumps help
rurallib
(62,414 posts)KingCharlemagne
(7,908 posts)no_hypocrisy
(46,097 posts)If a student didn't show up, his/her continued academic career at the school would be in jeopardy.
Dakota Flint
(219 posts)safeinOhio
(32,675 posts)He does shine in the bright light.
Kennah
(14,265 posts)63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)blackspade
(10,056 posts)leftyladyfrommo
(18,868 posts)People will fall for anything.
LiberalLovinLug
(14,173 posts)"Dear God" XTC
Dear God, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!
, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in
I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in
it's you....
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)forest444
(5,902 posts)tclambert
(11,085 posts)"God thinks He's so great? He's a loser. He let His own son get crucified. I woulda protected my son. I woulda dealt with those Romans, wiped 'em out, killed their families. God's old and tired. You seen the Sistine Chapel? You seen the portrait of God they got there? Look at that face. He's got a hippie beard, down to like here, with old man gray hair, and He's kinda floating there, no energy, with a buncha whatchamacallits, cherubums holding Him up. I'm a self-made man, I can hold myself up. And if I created man, I woulda done a lot better job than Adam, lemme tell ya. And the Chinese? Hardly any of 'em believe in this God guy. If I'm elected, you know the Chinese would believe in me."
Tab
(11,093 posts)to call him a "loser". And look at all the (insert religion here) - they don't believe in him! What kind of god is that? What a loser. At least, if you believe in me, you'll know I'm real.
Person 2713
(3,263 posts)think their religion is the only one that should be in America. Both groups see others as "bad and what is wrong with this country " and since they are incredibly dull witted possibly the source of their own personal problems also. Not surprised by fundies picking up on him as all my experience with them is they think they are superior to others.
We worship you today.....
Jack Rabbit
(45,984 posts)then he is already great and has always been great. I don't think he needs any help from from Mr. Trump to be great.
Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel
(3,273 posts)DBoon
(22,366 posts)Why should he? There is nothing about Trump mentioned in it.
hibbing
(10,098 posts)Monk06
(7,675 posts)I will make god the greatest (Because that's how great I am)
God says thanks to the Donald for helping him out
olddad56
(5,732 posts)JohnnyRingo
(18,628 posts)I wonder if Trump will take the customary 15% of the church tithes or just accept the pearly gates for his mansion.
packman
(16,296 posts)What an asshole (Trump, not God)
Paladin
(28,257 posts)And his fans worship him even more for it.
mainstreetonce
(4,178 posts)Huuuuuge!
Jefferson23
(30,099 posts)phantom power
(25,966 posts)and they're all a bunch of authoritarians.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)Who God sent atop Mount Olympus to sacrifice his only son Abraham Lincoln as a test of his faith.
ish of the hammer
(444 posts)RussBLib
(9,008 posts)just wave a Bible in the air and they swoon
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)and people had coronaries. Trump says this- nothing.
Tab
(11,093 posts)As opposed to Trump