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Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:20 PM

 

Anti-Gay Pastor: 'Let's Just Say I Know' Starbucks Is Using Semen In Lattes

Source: Huffington Post

The New York pastor who made headlines last year after declaring that Starbucks flavored its coffee drinks with "sodomites' semen" is doubling down on those claims.

James David Manning of ATLAH World Missionary Church appeared on a Daily Show segment this week called "Hey, Guess Who's Still Returning Our Calls?," which revisited some of the show's most notorious guests.

Manning, who once compared President Barack Obama to Adolf Hitler, was just as outrageous as ever in his latest chat with correspondent Jessica Williams. This time, he likens Obama to Satan himself, and doesn't relent when Williams brings up the infamous Starbucks claim.

“I think Starbucks has recognized that the flavor of their lattes...is that they are using semen to make that latte even more flavorful,” Manning says. When Williams presses for evidence, the pastor notes, “You may not be able to find my explanation suitable to meet the empirical standards. But let’s just say I know.”

Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-david-manning-starbucks-semen_55c23b00e4b0f7f0bebb2fb8

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Reply Anti-Gay Pastor: 'Let's Just Say I Know' Starbucks Is Using Semen In Lattes (Original post)
uhnope Aug 2015 OP
Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #1
bvf Aug 2015 #8
iandhr Aug 2015 #2
sarge43 Aug 2015 #3
niyad Aug 2015 #5
catrose Aug 2015 #6
niyad Aug 2015 #12
catrose Aug 2015 #25
d_r Aug 2015 #9
niyad Aug 2015 #4
Purveyor Aug 2015 #11
wheniwasincongress Aug 2015 #7
Xyzse Aug 2015 #44
Downwinder Aug 2015 #10
Moonwalk Aug 2015 #26
jberryhill Aug 2015 #27
Thor_MN Aug 2015 #13
niyad Aug 2015 #14
kwassa Aug 2015 #15
LynneSin Aug 2015 #16
NuclearDem Aug 2015 #17
niyad Aug 2015 #22
Solly Mack Aug 2015 #18
jonno99 Aug 2015 #19
Xipe Totec Aug 2015 #20
MrScorpio Aug 2015 #21
Sunlei Aug 2015 #23
3catwoman3 Aug 2015 #24
Calista241 Aug 2015 #28
Jeb Bartlet Aug 2015 #29
niyad Aug 2015 #41
sarge43 Aug 2015 #47
Person 2713 Aug 2015 #30
jmowreader Aug 2015 #31
fingrin Aug 2015 #32
jmowreader Aug 2015 #33
Little Tich Aug 2015 #34
TexasBushwhacker Aug 2015 #39
LiberalLovinLug Aug 2015 #35
GOLGO 13 Aug 2015 #36
Javaman Aug 2015 #37
packman Aug 2015 #38
sarge43 Aug 2015 #40
niyad Aug 2015 #42
niyad Aug 2015 #43
XRubicon Aug 2015 #45
Bradical79 Aug 2015 #46

Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:25 PM

1. I knew there was some trick to getting the foam

 

so thick.

But I don't understand how they get enough for all the lattes they dish out every morning.

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Response to Warren Stupidity (Reply #1)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:32 PM

8. The baristas at my local usually look pretty shagged. n/t

 

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:27 PM

2. Just when I thought nothing would surprise me.

I hear something even crazier.

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:28 PM

3. Well, someone has to ask

How does he know what semen tastes like?

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:29 PM

5. great minds run in the same sewers!!

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:29 PM

6. yeah, won't anybody ask him to his face? eom

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Response to catrose (Reply #6)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:51 PM

12. contact info:

ATLAH Media Network | All Jesus, All The Time
atlah.org/
James David Manning
http://www.atlah.org The Manning Report Louis Farrakhan is spiritually and sexually .... Check Out ATLAH Worldwide on Facebook:<a ...

36 W 123rd St, New York, NY 10027
(212) 427-2839

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Response to niyad (Reply #12)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 11:08 PM

25. Thanks. Wanted it on national TV...

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:37 PM

9. apparently

his opinion is that it is flavorful

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:28 PM

4. hey, jimmy boy, how would you KNOW what semen tastes like?

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Response to niyad (Reply #4)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:47 PM

11. Not just 'tastes like' but flavorful too!


and it's tasty, too!~!

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:29 PM

7. Starbucks needs to stop granting his order request.

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Response to wheniwasincongress (Reply #7)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 11:45 AM

44. ROFLMAO

Oh goodness... That's probably right.

Won't be nothing if they don't ask for it...

Eeeeeewwwww...

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:45 PM

10. How long will Starbucks take it before

they sue?

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Response to Downwinder (Reply #10)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 11:09 PM

26. That's what I was thinking. This is pretty clearly a libel case.

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Response to Moonwalk (Reply #26)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 11:11 PM

27. I dunno, it's the best thing I've heard about them in years

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:51 PM

13. Is it possible that pastor Jim know some guys that drink a LOT of coffee? nt

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:52 PM

14. I guess now I know what that big drum marked "super-secret ingredient" is, in my starbucks

back room!

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 09:55 PM

15. Cream in my coffee?? Not lately.

a very old joke.

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 10:06 PM

16. Did he use to work at a Starbucks and jerkoff into someone's coffee?

outside of that he is full of shit

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 10:06 PM

17. That explains the cinnacum spiced latte...

 

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Response to NuclearDem (Reply #17)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 10:42 PM

22. you nearly owed me a keyboard. channeling baldrick in "black adder goes forth"

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 10:13 PM

18. Allow me to applaud the triple shot.

Quick service. Really quick service. I never knew just how quick until now.






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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 10:16 PM

19. Sooo... it's like a protein shake?

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 10:33 PM

20. That man has a refined palate! nt

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 10:36 PM

21. How did I know that it was James Freakin' Manning? nt

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 10:58 PM

23. if I owned starbucks, I'd sue the crap out of that lunitic

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 11:07 PM

24. Of all the bizarro BS the fundies come up with, this one...

...is extra whacko. Why/how would someone even imagine that this was being done?

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 11:21 PM

28. i lol'd.

where do people come up with this shit?

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 11:30 PM

29. Just begs the question

how is it this pastor is so familiar with the taste of semen?

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Response to Jeb Bartlet (Reply #29)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 11:41 AM

41. yes, enquiring minds want to know! welcome to du.

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Response to Jeb Bartlet (Reply #29)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 12:35 PM

47. There's that and

wouldn't the natural acidity of coffee change the taste? One would presume he did a contrast/compare of quite a few Starbuck's lattes.

He either took one for the team ... so to speak or we're talking perv here.

I'll vote for the latter.

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 11:42 PM

30. In your F'ing dreams pastor . You wish that foam was from your barista sick ass

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 01:41 AM

31. Let's do the math

We will base all our numbers on two assumptions:

Assumption 1: They sell 26 million cups of latte every day in the United States alone.
Assumption 2: They put one teaspoon (5 milliliters) of semen in each cup.

26 million teaspoons of anything equals 130 million milliliters, or roughly 34,500 gallons - which, coincidentally, happens to be the capacity of a standard railroad tank car.

A normal, healthy adult human male will ejaculate 10 ml of semen in a single orgasm. Because we are relying on all that semen to make America's lattes more tasty, let's say said normal, healthy adult human male can do it once a day. We know we need 130 million ml of semen every day, so a little back-of-the-napkin figuring says we need the issue of 13 million guys a day, every day.

According to the Kinsey Report, ten percent of the American population is at least occasionally gay, and the United States' population includes 151 million adult males. Therefore, Reverend Manning would consider 15 million American men to be "sodomites." I assume the problems of sexual dysfunction are as prevalent in the homosexual male as they are in the heterosexual, therefore let us pencil in that it would take 13 million men's ejaculate, every day, to meet the needs of this one customer.

To make a long story short, one of two things is happening here:

First, and least likely: Every gay man in America is jacking off into a railcar every single day, without fail, to allow Starbucks the opportunity to use Rev. Manning's special latte recipe.

or

Second, and almost certain: James David Manning is so full of shit his eyes are brown.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #31)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 02:08 AM

32. OUTSTANDING, SOLDIER!

BUT, there is one scenario you have left out of the equation. Bestiality is legal in some states.(Alabama; Arkansas; Washington, D.C.; Guam; Hawaii; Kentucky; Montana; Nevada; New Hampshire; New Jersey; New Mexico; Ohio; Texas; Vermont; Virginia; West Virginia; and Wyoming) Henceforth, you need to equate in the Human/ Bull transfer method.

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Response to fingrin (Reply #32)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 02:36 AM

33. Or you can just go with the second choice and be done with it

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 02:54 AM

34. The strange things people say amazes me... n/t

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Response to Little Tich (Reply #34)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 10:12 AM

39. And then there's their obsession with anal sex n/t

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 05:03 AM

35. Republicans have more a taste for

santorum in their java.



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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 07:32 AM

36. Mmmmm frothy!

Speaking from experience pastor Manning?

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 09:28 AM

37. first question: how would he know that flavor? nt

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 09:40 AM

38. Why do we encourage this butt-hole

by bringing up his off-the-wall rants. I and many others could have lived out our lives by not hearing of him.

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Response to packman (Reply #38)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 11:30 AM

40. Because DUers like nothing better than a opportunity for a good snark-a-thon

Especially one at the expense of a rightwing butt-hole.

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Response to packman (Reply #38)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 11:43 AM

42. because, with all the crap out there, we can really use the laughs.

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 11:44 AM

43. "let's just say", jimmy boy, that you are one sick, perverted waste of oxygen and resources.

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 11:48 AM

45. Someone is projecting...

... He knows the taste of semen and that it makes the drink more flavorful.

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Response to uhnope (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2015, 11:54 AM

46. Gross

For someone who is supposedly heterosexual, he seems to have an unusually high opinion of the flavor of semen. Sounds more like he's projecting his fetish. How long until we find out he is a self hating gay man who has a secret history with prostitutes? That seems to be the way these things go when they reach a high enough profile.

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