Ann Coulter Lives an Empty Life of Quiet Desperation (Her Words)

[Soph0571]

Ann Coulter has tweeted over 30,000 times. Most of those tweets consist of her promoting her right-wing agenda, some involve her yelling at Delta, and at least one features a beagle playing the piano. There’s also the one where the controversial conservative pundit went full Twitter sad girl.

Coulter, unhappy with Senator Marco Rubio’s desire to expand child tax credits in the Republicans’ tax plan, made her displeasure known on Friday — and, in doing so, sent out a bleak self-own.

“We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone,” she wrote. “Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.

[link:https://www.thecut.com/2017/12/ann-coulter-tweet-empty-life-of-desperation.html?wpsrc=nymag|


Did she think her hate filled bile would make her popular and likeable??? Heh

[deminks]

1. Clowns usually do have a dark side. nt

[delisen]

2. O Ann, surely you can afford a cushy assisted living facility

with low paid non-union workers to wait upon you.

[RainCaster]

3. I can't top that

If she had children they would put her in a state home.

[betsuni]

5. It's a Bridget Jones-style joke.

For some reason I think of George Carlin's joke about family restaurants: "Another bogus use of the word 'style' is in 'family-style restaurants.' What that means is that there's an argument going on at every table. And the eldest male is punching the women. You know, 'family-style.'"

[handmade34]

6. her attempt at sarcasm

that's all...

[Paladin]

7. Boo-fucking-hoo, Coulter. Your losses are your own work. (nt)

[greymattermom]

8. She can adopt a refugee

There are plenty of orphans. It would also change her outlook.

[Tipperary]

9. She is no good at satire, but I think this is her attempt at being satirical.

[Raven]

11. There is always some truth in satire. n/t

[safeinOhio]

10. She has no reason to not

get married and have 10 kids.

[Cirque du So-What]

12. The greed stands out

Funding families appears to be her primary grievance, which is an argument I've heard my entire life from her ilk: 'I don't have kids, so why should I fund schools?'

[democratisphere]

13. Who would want to be with that?!

Miserable biatch.