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Al Franken turned me into a newt!!1! (Original Post)
Fozzledick
Nov 2017
OP
We need an immediate Congressional investigation into whether he weighs as much as a duck!
Fozzledick
Nov 2017
#10
Bettie
(16,095 posts)1. I was going to ask if you are
currently a newt....but then, you said you got better and newts are known to be terrible at typing.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)2. Must also be a warlock practicing witchcraft.
Maybe he will wave his magic wand and all of this insanity will disappear.
Fozzledick
(3,860 posts)10. We need an immediate Congressional investigation into whether he weighs as much as a duck!
Response to Fozzledick (Original post)
Alice11111 This message was self-deleted by its author.
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)4. I wonder if you weren't meaning to reply to a different
thread...
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)7. Thank you. Yes, I was!
Stallion
(6,474 posts)5. Seems to be a Growing Problem These Days
someone turned the entire Notre Dame Football team into Newts just this last weekend
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,956 posts)6. Not this Newt I hope
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)8. He turned you into a little girl who excells at hiding from aliens?
Were you eventually rescued by Sigourney Weaver and some marines?
Fozzledick
(3,860 posts)9. You call that a rescue?
Do NOT get me started on Aliens III: Jumping the Shark in Space.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)12. You're right, I should have put "rescued" in quotes
And, at the beginning of Aliens 3, you have to ask if she'd been better off staying put. Convenient how they managed to dispose of a little girl so she wouldn't have to suffer living in a former penal colony surrounded by Roy Moores.
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)11. Well, we did do the 'at. And the nose. But 'e 'as a wart!1!