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Al Franken turned me into a newt!!1! (Original Post) Fozzledick Nov 2017 OP
I was going to ask if you are Bettie Nov 2017 #1
Must also be a warlock practicing witchcraft. democratisphere Nov 2017 #2
We need an immediate Congressional investigation into whether he weighs as much as a duck! Fozzledick Nov 2017 #10
This message was self-deleted by its author Alice11111 Nov 2017 #3
I wonder if you weren't meaning to reply to a different MineralMan Nov 2017 #4
Thank you. Yes, I was! Alice11111 Nov 2017 #7
Seems to be a Growing Problem These Days Stallion Nov 2017 #5
Not this Newt I hope Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2017 #6
He turned you into a little girl who excells at hiding from aliens? ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #8
You call that a rescue? Fozzledick Nov 2017 #9
You're right, I should have put "rescued" in quotes ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #12
Well, we did do the 'at. And the nose. But 'e 'as a wart!1! Thor_MN Nov 2017 #11

Bettie

(16,095 posts)
1. I was going to ask if you are
Mon Nov 20, 2017, 01:27 PM
Nov 2017

currently a newt....but then, you said you got better and newts are known to be terrible at typing.

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)
2. Must also be a warlock practicing witchcraft.
Mon Nov 20, 2017, 01:30 PM
Nov 2017

Maybe he will wave his magic wand and all of this insanity will disappear.

Response to Fozzledick (Original post)

Stallion

(6,474 posts)
5. Seems to be a Growing Problem These Days
Mon Nov 20, 2017, 03:36 PM
Nov 2017

someone turned the entire Notre Dame Football team into Newts just this last weekend

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
8. He turned you into a little girl who excells at hiding from aliens?
Mon Nov 20, 2017, 05:42 PM
Nov 2017

Were you eventually rescued by Sigourney Weaver and some marines?

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
12. You're right, I should have put "rescued" in quotes
Mon Nov 20, 2017, 08:29 PM
Nov 2017

And, at the beginning of Aliens 3, you have to ask if she'd been better off staying put. Convenient how they managed to dispose of a little girl so she wouldn't have to suffer living in a former penal colony surrounded by Roy Moores.

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