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Elephants Unmoved by Trumps Backtracking on Trophy Ban: We Dont Forget
By Andy Borowitz11:55 A.M.
HARARE, Zimbabwe (The Borowitz Report)Unimpressed by President Donald Trumps sudden backtracking on his proposed elephant-trophy ban, elephants from Zimbabwe and Zambia released a scathing official statement on Saturday, ominously warning Trump, We dont forget.
The blistering statement from the elephants reflected the pachyderms contempt not just for Trump but for his two sons, Eric and Donald, Jr., who are widely despised by the elephant community.
The decision to lift the trophy ban reeks of political expediency as it worst, the elephants statement read.
The elephants also sent a strongly worded legal letter to the Republican National Committee, demanding that the G.O.P. immediately cease and desist using the elephants likenesses in Republican fund-raising appeals and all other materials.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elephants-unmoved-by-trumps-backtracking-on-trophy-ban-we-dont-forget
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(32,634 posts)The elephants also sent a strongly worded legal letter to the Republican National Committee, demanding that the G.O.P. immediately cease and desist using the elephants likenesses in Republican fund-raising appeals and all other materials.
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