The Don't Eat Yellow Snow Foundation.

[Girard442]

With the approach of winter, I've decided to form a foundation that will address one of our country's major cold weather situations: health problems caused by the consumption of yellow snow. Plans are incomplete at this time, but I am soliciting the support of prominent people to warn against eating discolored frozen precipitation. The following are currently on my list:

Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Bernie Sanders
Barack Obama
Joe Biden
Al Franken
Nancy Pelosi
Al Gore
George Soros
John Stewart
Steven Colbert
John Oliver
Barbara Streisand
Colin Kaepernick
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I am sure that no one anywhere would question the recommendations of such a worthy group were I able to gain their support. I welcome suggestions.

P.S. This is not an exclusively American effort. I am receiving expressions of interest from North Korea, Iran, and Venezuela which I cannot discuss more at this time.

[GeorgeGist]

1. Donald Trump ...

as the poster child for what happens if you do eat yellow snow.

[Brother Buzz]

2. No-no Nanook?

[sl8]

3. You really need to get Frank Zappa

Yes, I know Frank is dead, but OP doesn't strike me as the type to let such trivialities stand in their way.

[jmowreader]

4. There should be two foundations

Democrats, Progressives and other liberal/leftist types should join the Don’t Eat Yellow Snow Foundation.

Trump supporters will be urged to join the Yellow Snow Is a Tasty Treat Foundation.