I Do Not Recall

[RockaFowler]

Wow - Jeffy you don't remember anything

How convenient

[Freethinker65]

1. But he cannot/will not deny any of it.

And this is the AG of the USA. Up to his eyeballs in crap.

[NastyRiffraff]

6. Yeah, the threat of perjury is a bitch.

[NurseJackie]

2. Reminds me of this...

[FSogol]

3. Man with no memory somehow becomes attorney general.

Headline from the Onion, iirc.

[OnDoutside]

4. I'm surprised he remembered to turn up today.

[FSogol]

5. I'm surprised he hasn't looked up at the rain with his mouth open and drowned.

[BoneyardDem]

7. Mental deficiency of this type

Makes one unfit for such a strenuous mentally taxing position

[democratisphere]

8. "I do not recall" equals "I am guilty as hell".

Amnesia appears to be rampant with the redumbliCONs.

[3catwoman3]

9. Ol' Jeffy Beau-Ree-Gahd...

...don't remember much, do he?

Jerk!

[mockmonkey]

10. Some things never change

[Xolodno]

11. Honey, I Do Not Recall eating the last piece of cake..

...that was for you.