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Sat Aug 12, 2017, 07:36 AM

Queen Of England to Trump: Riddle me this...

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Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen.

“Your Queenship, “ he asked her. “I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you – how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” replied Her Majesty, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Trump frowned.

“But how do you know the people around you are really intelligent?” he asked.

“Oh, that’s easy” the Queen replied. “You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle”.

She pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Theresa May in here.”

The Prime Minister walked into the room.

“You called for me, Your Majesty?”

“Answer me this, if you would, Theresa. “ the Queen said. “Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for even a second, Theresa May answered, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Trump went back home, returned to the White House and the very next day called for Mike Pence to come and see him.

Pence duly trotted in to the Oval Office

“Mike, answer this for me,’ said the Don. “Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Pence. “Let me get back to you on that one.

Pence went panicking off to his advisers and asked everyone, but none of them could give him an answer.

The next night, as it happened, Pence ran in to Hillary Clinton in a restaurant. By now, desperate for an answer to give to his tyrannical boss, he approached her – much to her surprise.

“Hillary, I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye but I would really appreciate it if you could answer this riddle for me

“Sure, Mike “Hillary said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

“Thanks, said Pence,” It’s this. Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Hillary answered right back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”

Pence smiled, “Thanks!”

Pence then went back to speak with Trump. “Say, boss, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Hillary Clinton.”

Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled at him. “No, you idiot! It’s Theresa May!”

… AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE.


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Reply Queen Of England to Trump: Riddle me this... (Original post)
kpete Aug 12 OP
Chasstev365 Aug 12 #1
luvtheGWN Aug 12 #20
Chasstev365 Aug 12 #21
Hieronymus Aug 12 #2
Rhiannon12866 Aug 12 #3
keithbvadu2 Aug 12 #4
ProudProgressiveNow Aug 12 #5
WhoIsNumberNone Aug 12 #6
The Polack MSgt Aug 12 #17
dalton99a Aug 12 #7
cate94 Aug 12 #8
mdbl Aug 12 #9
malaise Aug 12 #10
spike jones Aug 12 #11
Old Artillery Man Aug 12 #22
spike jones Aug 19 #25
mcar Aug 12 #12
Sunlei Aug 12 #13
Wounded Bear Aug 12 #14
NastyRiffraff Aug 12 #15
Johnyawl Aug 12 #16
Demoiselle Aug 12 #18
lunatica Aug 12 #19
question everything Aug 13 #23
zz-la Aug 13 #24
Bleacher Creature Aug 19 #26

Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 07:47 AM

1. LOL!

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Response to Chasstev365 (Reply #1)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 04:30 PM

20. Funny, yes, but but but

the Queen does not run the British government. The Prime Minister does.

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Response to luvtheGWN (Reply #20)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 05:04 PM

21. Of course.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 07:48 AM

2. :)

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 07:52 AM

3. That's still clever and appropriate, LOL!

But I remember seeing that here with different names!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 08:08 AM

4. One of those old jokes that gets modified with every change of leadership. An oldie but a goodie.

One of those old jokes that gets modified with every change of leadership.

An oldie but a goodie.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 08:32 AM

5. K&R nt

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 08:45 AM

6. I remember hearing this joke as a kid

Only Trump was Polish, and the Queen was a cab driver.

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Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Reply #6)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 01:24 PM

17. I used to have a sign

I'll pay you a buck if I can't finish your Polack joke.

Never had to pay a cent. I am kind of glad that the polack jokes died out. Trump is bringing them back as GOP jokes so I kind of dig it

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 08:47 AM

7. A classic

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 08:48 AM

8. Explains everything!

😂

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 08:59 AM

9. ROFL!

Didn't know it was an old joke but I can see where it might have applied in the past

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 09:10 AM

10. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Delish

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 10:00 AM

11. In South Carolina

this would be a trick question, and one with many possible correct answers.

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Response to spike jones (Reply #11)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 06:03 PM

22. Spike

Spike, are you from South Carolina?

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Response to Old Artillery Man (Reply #22)

Sat Aug 19, 2017, 10:41 AM

25. Yes

Raised there, escaped in 1966.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 10:00 AM

12. ...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 10:25 AM

13. Queens family mentioned to Press a couple months ago, the Queen doesn't like to meet with fools.

yes, it was a press trump question.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 10:46 AM

14. It's really scary that the joke could be reality in our current WH...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 10:54 AM

15. A classic that fits perfectly!

I've read many variations on this, but this is just perfect!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 12:40 PM

16. hahaha and Pence probably thinking...


..."That Hillary gave me the wrong answer on purpose!"

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 01:35 PM

18. Thank you! Cheers.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 12, 2017, 03:08 PM

19. LOL!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:29 AM

23. I neede this, thanks after such a day


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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 01:17 AM

24. It would have been slightly funnier if tRump had sent Sessions to find out instead of Pence

I am just imagining the little Keebler Elf boy getting lost trying to find an intelligent person to converse with.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Aug 19, 2017, 11:35 AM

26. Why isn't the answer "Pence's half brother"?

His wife (Mother) had a child with his father.

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