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kpete

(71,977 posts)
Sat Aug 12, 2017, 07:36 AM Aug 2017

Queen Of England to Trump: Riddle me this...

Found this:

Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen.

“Your Queenship, “ he asked her. “I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you – how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” replied Her Majesty, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Trump frowned.

“But how do you know the people around you are really intelligent?” he asked.

“Oh, that’s easy” the Queen replied. “You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle”.

She pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Theresa May in here.”

The Prime Minister walked into the room.

“You called for me, Your Majesty?”

“Answer me this, if you would, Theresa. “ the Queen said. “Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for even a second, Theresa May answered, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Trump went back home, returned to the White House and the very next day called for Mike Pence to come and see him.

Pence duly trotted in to the Oval Office

“Mike, answer this for me,’ said the Don. “Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Pence. “Let me get back to you on that one.

Pence went panicking off to his advisers and asked everyone, but none of them could give him an answer.

The next night, as it happened, Pence ran in to Hillary Clinton in a restaurant. By now, desperate for an answer to give to his tyrannical boss, he approached her – much to her surprise.

“Hillary, I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye but I would really appreciate it if you could answer this riddle for me

“Sure, Mike “Hillary said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

“Thanks, said Pence,” It’s this. Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Hillary answered right back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”

Pence smiled, “Thanks!”

Pence then went back to speak with Trump. “Say, boss, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Hillary Clinton.”

Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled at him. “No, you idiot! It’s Theresa May!”

… AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE.


https://theobamadiary.com/2017/08/11/potus-44-hip-hop-44/#comment-1686535
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Queen Of England to Trump: Riddle me this... (Original Post) kpete Aug 2017 OP
LOL! Chasstev365 Aug 2017 #1
Funny, yes, but but but luvtheGWN Aug 2017 #20
Of course. Chasstev365 Aug 2017 #21
:) Hieronymus Aug 2017 #2
That's still clever and appropriate, LOL! Rhiannon12866 Aug 2017 #3
One of those old jokes that gets modified with every change of leadership. An oldie but a goodie. keithbvadu2 Aug 2017 #4
K&R nt ProudProgressiveNow Aug 2017 #5
I remember hearing this joke as a kid WhoIsNumberNone Aug 2017 #6
I used to have a sign The Polack MSgt Aug 2017 #17
A classic dalton99a Aug 2017 #7
Explains everything! cate94 Aug 2017 #8
ROFL! mdbl Aug 2017 #9
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! malaise Aug 2017 #10
In South Carolina spike jones Aug 2017 #11
Spike Old Artillery Man Aug 2017 #22
Yes spike jones Aug 2017 #25
... mcar Aug 2017 #12
Queens family mentioned to Press a couple months ago, the Queen doesn't like to meet with fools. Sunlei Aug 2017 #13
It's really scary that the joke could be reality in our current WH... Wounded Bear Aug 2017 #14
A classic that fits perfectly! NastyRiffraff Aug 2017 #15
hahaha and Pence probably thinking... Johnyawl Aug 2017 #16
Thank you! Cheers. Demoiselle Aug 2017 #18
LOL! lunatica Aug 2017 #19
I neede this, thanks after such a day question everything Aug 2017 #23
It would have been slightly funnier if tRump had sent Sessions to find out instead of Pence zz-la Aug 2017 #24
Why isn't the answer "Pence's half brother"? Bleacher Creature Aug 2017 #26

keithbvadu2

(36,720 posts)
4. One of those old jokes that gets modified with every change of leadership. An oldie but a goodie.
Sat Aug 12, 2017, 08:08 AM
Aug 2017

One of those old jokes that gets modified with every change of leadership.

An oldie but a goodie.

The Polack MSgt

(13,186 posts)
17. I used to have a sign
Sat Aug 12, 2017, 01:24 PM
Aug 2017

I'll pay you a buck if I can't finish your Polack joke.

Never had to pay a cent. I am kind of glad that the polack jokes died out. Trump is bringing them back as GOP jokes so I kind of dig it

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)
13. Queens family mentioned to Press a couple months ago, the Queen doesn't like to meet with fools.
Sat Aug 12, 2017, 10:25 AM
Aug 2017

yes, it was a press trump question.

zz-la

(224 posts)
24. It would have been slightly funnier if tRump had sent Sessions to find out instead of Pence
Sun Aug 13, 2017, 01:17 AM
Aug 2017

I am just imagining the little Keebler Elf boy getting lost trying to find an intelligent person to converse with.

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