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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump's hair is looking odder by the day.
I think he is losing the struggle to hide the fact that he is losing his hair. As a result of his increasingly-elaborate (and futile) construction of doubled-over swirls and filigrees, his coiffure has taken on strange shapes that often make his head look like it has corners. While his hair architecture is probably less important than what goes on in the pinball game taking place underneath it, it's interesting to observe the course of a pathetically vain man's losing battle with baldness.
narnian60
(3,510 posts)CurtEastPoint
(18,691 posts)narnian60
(3,510 posts)Gothmog
(146,209 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)leftstreet
(36,119 posts)"swirls and filigrees"
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Fluffnpoof, the Orange Abyss of Eternal Vanity.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)if he became president, because he'd be too busy presidenting. But he manages to fit in the "swirls and filigrees" (love that!) in between all the hard work of tweeting and golfing.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Can you imagine how long the hair has to be on one side of his head to comb over and pouf out in front like that?
Now that must be a sight!
Luz
(772 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Ulp! I just made myself gag!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)3catwoman3
(24,172 posts)I am having dinner!
Perish the thought -
SharonAnn
(13,785 posts)(MichaelDougls) is shown without his wig/hairpiece. Shocking!
https://www.google.com/search?q=liberace+bald+in+behind+the+candelabra&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi7q9-64r7VAhXD0iYKHUehASYQ7AkIYQ&biw=1160&bih=485&dpr=1.33#imgrc=TCy_Iy4m69k38M:
narnian60
(3,510 posts)Hee HEE!
demmiblue
(36,948 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)That's brilliant! Love it!
tblue37
(65,590 posts)MGKrebs
(8,138 posts)It really does look like something that an evil villain in a movie would do.
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)Grammy23
(5,816 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)They are slimy enough without adding to the look.
The only one that isn't greased back is Trump Sr. and his hair looks like cotton candy spun out of piss.
Grammy23
(5,816 posts)😉😜😂😂😂😂
No wonder tRump doesn't sleep. If I had the kind of stuff out there like a ticking time bomb that Putin collected on tRump, I'd have insomnia, too.
Thanks for the pic
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Hipster asymmetric stylingz.... 🤢
Tanuki
(14,933 posts)Tatiana
(14,167 posts)I feel like he's missing a bow or ribbon or something....
SouthernIrish
(512 posts)bdamomma
(63,998 posts)he is losing his hair too. You can't stop baldness if it's in your genes.
DonaldsRump
(7,715 posts)I truly laughed out loud at that description!
PearliePoo2
(7,768 posts)bullimiami
(13,129 posts)Hidden under extreme effort and expense.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,631 posts)I read somewhere that it was revealed in the divorce proceedings (Ivana, first wife) that he had botched scalp reduction surgery which left some scars at the hairline. That's why he has that ridiculous swoopy thing in the front. I have no idea about the rest of that mess on the sides and the back.
Ivana made statements that accused Hair Drumphf of hitting her and raping her after he flew into a rage and blamed her because she recommended the surgeon that screwed up the scalp reduction.
BigmanPigman
(51,717 posts)so he ripped out some of her hair while he raped her.
Can you imagine what he'd be like if he were drunk! Thank God he doesn't but I guess being completely crazy is worse.
Maybe that's why he's raping our country.....he wants us to be in pain since he lost the popular vote.
Eyeball_Kid
(7,441 posts)of "altering" his consciousness in the absence of alcohol. His behavior at appearances suggests that the Marmalade Shartcannon knows all about stimulants and anti-depressants. His constantly drippy nose during the debates was a dead giveaway.
C Moon
(12,228 posts)Scary stuff. What a creepy life that guy lives.
azmom
(5,208 posts)MLAA
(17,386 posts)Love the "filigrees". Per SHS Dump's filigrees are 1 billion times better than President Obamas curlicues. Everyone says so.
Grammy23
(5,816 posts)tRump is not a happy camper at this stage of his presidency. So I suspect he is yanking and grabbing his hair, pulling it out by the roots. The rest of what we see is meringue, piled and swirled into a confection only his most ardent supporters find appealing.
Tanuki
(14,933 posts)In prison, though, he'll probably just shave his head and be done with it, unless they allow him to keep dyeing it blonde.
blogslut
(38,033 posts)Kleveland
(1,257 posts)Totally what crossed my mind!
VWolf
(3,944 posts)Would run, run so far away.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,113 posts)But a total badass would shave his head and get a tattoo on the back of his neck. And maybe a couple of teardrop tattoos under one eye. Yes, those are to indicate the number of guys you've killed in prison, but Trump has never been truthful about anything else, so why not? A total badass would never dye his hair blond and twirl and fold it all over his head to hide a bald spot like some vain effete fop.
So, tough guy, get out the razor. Be the badass.
Silver Gaia
(4,553 posts)BigmanPigman
(51,717 posts)Silver Gaia
(4,553 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Kleveland
(1,257 posts)Which would explain a lot!
Rectal osmosis, would that be assmosis?
MontanaMama
(23,371 posts)Serves me right eating lunch at the computer.
LudwigPastorius
(9,312 posts)Kleveland
(1,257 posts)It could cause the removal of his entire head!
Eyeball_Kid
(7,441 posts)to aid in his memory of a not-too-distant past.
bdamomma
(63,998 posts)photo-shopped??? cause I believe he could really look like this an old decrepit man.
Siwsan
(26,367 posts)Kleveland
(1,257 posts)Siwsan
(26,367 posts)SharonAnn
(13,785 posts)BHDem53
(1,061 posts)a cover up.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,631 posts)Seriously, WTF is that? Looks like a neck vagina!
As we age, most of us tend to develop loose skin on our necks, but I have never seen a neck vagina before. Sorry if this offends anyone, but I don't know what else to call it . . . WTF?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I have seen some pictures of it where you almost can't tell the difference.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,631 posts)Doug the Dem
(1,297 posts)And it should be!
trusty elf
(7,406 posts)A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)He has enough money for a really good one. He's not fooling anyone with the bleached blonde comb over. It just looks ridiculous!
HipChick
(25,485 posts)has dandruff and smells of old mothballs..
woodsprite
(11,949 posts)on my carrot sticks
MontanaMama
(23,371 posts)on Food Network's site. Coincidence? I don't think so...
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/orange-fool-napoleons-3362929
trof
(54,256 posts)It's not acceptable to criticize a woman's looks.
In fact, I have been called down for it on this very forum.
I know you'll find that hard to believe, but it's true.
Kleveland
(1,257 posts)Payback for the many many years, and perpetual continuation of sexist behavior.
If there was truly real equality between the sexes, genders what have you, maybe things could be different.
So, suck it up....
Sadly, it seems that men's egos are far more delicate, poor little snowflakes.
The women I know and hang out with are hardened, and used to it, though you may get more than you bargained for if you are dumb enough to be a misogynistic bastard towards them. More power to them!
FWIIW, I am a man... but I consider myself moderately self aware, and this is how I see it!
I personally have little or no sympathy for men whose feelings get hurt! Chances are they deserve it!
trof
(54,256 posts)It's just pay back.
Yeah, right.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,113 posts)of picking on someone because of some physical feature they were born with or acquired as a normal side-effect of aging (which is where women get most of the crap: She's too fat! Too thin! Too flat-chested! Too busty! Thick ankles! Wrinkles! Big butt! Skinny butt! and on and on). I'm picking on Trump not because of his naturally-inherited/acquired looks (he's old, wrinkled and overweight, but so am I), but because he intentionally styles his hair in a bizarre way that seems to reflect his vain and weird personality. I also wouldn't hesitate to mention a woman's peculiarly unattractive hairstyle or other voluntarily-selected fashion statement if it seemed indicative of some underlying personal awfulness.
trof
(54,256 posts)His vain and weird personality.
But when I just mentioned Kellyanne's face lift, no judgement, just an observation about her personal choices, the whole DU fell in on my ass.
SEXIST!
Double. Standard.
Kleveland
(1,257 posts)Can we get to a triple standard?
treestar
(82,383 posts)It is the absurd vanity in the face of age !
treestar
(82,383 posts)Women have been judged for centuries.
ginnyinWI
(17,276 posts)this is what he THINKS his hair looks like:
what it really looks like:
IthinkThereforeIAM
(3,078 posts)... is tangerine, other days, just dull orange, and yet on another occasion it was lemon yellow.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)If you stare at it long enough you'll make yourself puke
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Tanuki
(14,933 posts)appleannie1943
(1,303 posts)white has a blueish hue making him look like a poorly made up corpse.
bdamomma
(63,998 posts)and listening to him what a fucking loser. I hope he loses everything including his fake hair.
bullwinkle428
(20,632 posts)3catwoman3
(24,172 posts)...that Melania's face takes an hour and a half. I wonder how long Donnie 2 Scoops' hair takes? And does he do it himself, or is there some sworn-to-secrecy-until-death stylist improsoned somewhere in the WH?
I am having vague memories of some hair coloring product from years ago that had, as it tag line, "Only her hair dresser knows for sure."
Ha ha - as I was typing, auto correct changed 'hair coloring' to 'hair losing.' How apropos!
spanone
(136,011 posts)'president' trump
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