Report: Gen Kelly Outfits tRump with new computer after learning tRump has launch codes

[stopbush]

Gen John Kelly presented tRump with a new portable computer today, assuring him that this computer and this computer alone was to be used to input the top-secret codes necessary to launch a nuclear strike.

"It's beautiful," said tRump. "Everyone says it's the most advanced technology out there. Does it come in gold?"

[gordianot]

1. Maybe he will show it to Vlad or his buddies playing golf.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. K&R! If only... would he know the difference??

[SergeStorms]

3. Short answer.........

No, he wouldn't. Sad.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. So could we please, please give him one of these??

[SergeStorms]

5. Absolutely!

Tell him the "big eye looking things" on top are radiation sensors, and the faces that appear on the screen are a "security measure". Generals are one of the VERY few people Trump trusts, so why not take advantage of that?

[Rhiannon12866]

6. That works for me!

And from what I've been reading here tonight, it sounds like the nervous generals would be willing to go along with it!

[stopbush]

8. They might want to bring in James Inhofe to explain that the internet

is a series of tubes.

[Rhiannon12866]

9. And he'd believe him and repeat it!

And then his familiars would have to make up excuses for him - they'd probably say "he was joking." He's no doubt unaware of that infamous quote because it isn't about him!

I still remember the first time I heard about it - think it was on Air America...

[syringis]

7. Do they produce a simpler model?

This one still seems to much complex, I'm afraid