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Wed Jul 26, 2017, 04:14 PM

 

There are MANY ways to look at all of Trumps shit and lies!


For example . . . George Costanza would have said “Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.” (Trumps state of mind is in question, so he might actually believe his lies!)

There are MANY ways to look at all of Trump’s shit and lies! Now, in todays’ vulgar TRUMPIAN world, there is a “new normal” . . . where “shit” happens daily!

Trumpism is a greed driven, vile, despicable form of shitty bullying.

As grandmothers used to say, "Whoever stirs the shit pot has to lick the spoon.". Or in more “intelligent and intellectual” terms . . . for every action, there will be an equal (and opposite) re-action!

President Bannon is, on purpose: causing Shit-storms, deconstruction of the state-storms, etc.

WE CAN NOT HAVE THE ATTITUDE THAT Ret Butler HAD, WHEN HE said . . . “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a shit” (An almost famous movie line.)

As explained by a DUer . . . Shit shaming is the use of the word "shit" as a pejorative in any context. A euphemism for a Republican or their so called "programs." Accordingly, "the bird shit on my hat" is permissible, while "I want to shit in that guy's MAGA hat, then shove it down his shitty throat" crosses the line.

There are MANY ways to look at all of Trump’s shit!

Existentialism has the simple view - Shit happens!

If you believe in Confucianism- Confucius also say, "Shit happens."

Buddhism would look at it as - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Hedonism- There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Rastafarianism would say - Let's smoke this shit.

Zen Buddhism- What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism- This shit happened before.

Mormonism- This shit is going to happen again.

Islam- If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah. (Even if I caused it).

Stoicism / Masochism- This shit is its own reward.

Protestantism- Let this shit happen to someone else. (and help this neighbor as best we can).

Calvinism- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Pentecostalism- In Jesus' name, heal this shit!

Catholicism- Shit happens because you deserve it.

Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to us?

Zoroastrianism- Shit happens half the time.

Marxism- This shit is going to hit the fan. (and everybody owns some of the blame)

Atheism- No shit.

Seventh Day Adventist- No shit on Saturdays.

Taoism - Absurd shit.

Agnosticism- What is this shit?

Nihilism- Who gives a shit?

Deconstruction- Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.

Atomic science- Quantum shit

Christian Science- Shit is in your mind. (And it is dirty !)

Moonies- Only happy shit really happens.

Jehovah's Witnesses- Knock, Knock, shit happens.

Scientology- Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard

Hare Krishna- Shit happens, Rama Rama.

Mr. Bill (the cartoon character)- OH SHIT!

“Modern” Mathematics - meta bullshit (lots of it; like 8 dimensional cartonics, etc.)



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Wed Jul 26, 2017, 04:27 PM

1. I got a kick out of your OP, NotMyFuhrer!

Welcome to DU.

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