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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSolly Mack
(90,880 posts)malaise
(270,627 posts)is the best
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,551 posts)When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself; he doesn't belong there; he doesn't know what to do while he's up there; and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down.
Wounded Bear
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(81,972 posts)Last edited Wed Jul 19, 2017, 11:52 AM - Edit history (1)
Only a schmuck would do that to a lesser life form - like a little turtle. YEAH I would want to help the poor stupid bastard get down. Some sadistic shithead put him up there for "fun."
Now, if it were McConnell, I'd drive right on by.
dalton99a
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(81,972 posts)Some helpless little four-legged critter, no.
McConnell, as we know painfully well, is NOT helpless.
Ilsa
(61,731 posts)He's tried his best to fuck over the poor and disabled.
I'll help the turtle down. McConnell can go fuck himself with a cactus.
BHDem53
(1,062 posts)Such a hateful little reptile. Sad.
calimary
(81,972 posts)I almost feel bad referring to him as a turtle. What did all the poor little turtles do to deserve that?
gademocrat7
(10,737 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,149 posts)burrowowl
(17,693 posts)raven mad
(4,940 posts)Ilsa
(61,731 posts)Gothmog
(147,275 posts)guss
(239 posts)Instead of Drinking the Cool-Aid.
They are Eating the Soup.