MAJORITY OF AMERICANS WOULD GIVE UP ALCOHOL TO SEE DONALD TRUMP IMPEACHED, SURVEY SAYS

[kpete]

While fights persist around the legalization of marijuana, Americans continue to drink legal alcohol. As Homer Simpson once said “Here’s to alcohol, the reason for and the solution to all of life’s problems.” A new survey shows that while many Americans love to drink, most would give up the sweet enjoyments of alcohol if it meant impeaching Donald Trump.

Nearly 73 percent of Democrats and 17 percent of Republicans said they would abstain from alcohol for the rest of their lives if they could see the official political process begin to remove Trump, according to a Detox.net survey of 1,013 men and women nationwide. The latest data set showing support for Trump’s impeachment—an exhaustive political process that includes no definite promise of his removal—comes at a time when multiple Democratic lawmakers are drafting articles of impeachment and at some point could bring them to the floor of Congress.

Meanwhile, more than 30 percent of Republicans surveyed said they’d quit drinking in order to have the media stop writing negative articles about Trump, compared to 6.5 percent of Democrats.

the rest:
http://www.newsweek.com/democrats-quit-drinking-so-donald-trump-impeached-survey-629110

[still_one]

1. but think how many will hit the bottle if trump isn't impeached?

[underpants]

2. Not the Russians though

[LongTomH]

3. If Trump was impeached, I wouldn't need to drink.......Oh, wait, there's still Mike Pence!!!!!

Another martini, bartender!!!!

[riversedge]

4. +1

[B2G]

5. Make that actually enforceable, and watch the number drop to 10%. nt

[niyad]

6. since the entire line of succession is horrible, I refuse to give up my tranquilizer.

[BainsBane]

12. Yes, it's horrible but

Trump is a blight on the presidency and our political system, the likes of which have never been seen. The rest are far right-wing ideologues, but Trump is a malignant narcissist who makes the entire country worse by his example.

[Cirque du So-What]

7. Considering that my last, singular beer was many months ago

I would START drinking heavily if it would bring on impeachment.

[Initech]

8. Can I have a beer and still see Trump impeached?

[titaniumsalute]

9. I would smoke a lot of weed though

[GallopingGhost]

10. I don't drink, but

I would give up my Cheetos to see Cheeto impeached!

[BainsBane]

11. Count me among them

I'd even give up sugar, which is far more difficult for me.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. I'll drink to that! 🍸

[lostnfound]

14. That would make a huge difference in health care plans. Nt

[ProudLib72]

15. Someone isn't happy at the thought

Drunk 24/7. Got out just in time.