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L. Coyote

(51,129 posts) Thu Apr 27, 2017, 05:13 PM Apr 2017

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New 'Criminal Alien' Hotline Getting Reports of Extraterrestrials

People Are Calling In to a New 'Criminal Alien' Hotline With Reports of Extraterrestrials

On Wednesday, the administration launched a new office to “assist victims of crimes committed by criminal aliens.” Some rang in with reports of UFOs.

.... callers are using a new hotline launched on Wednesday for victims of crimes committed by aliens to report that they’ve been victimized by extraterrestrials. ....

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New 'Criminal Alien' Hotline Getting Reports of Extraterrestrials (Original Post) L. Coyote Apr 2017 OP

Yes, troll his ignorant ass shenmue Apr 2017 #1

I've seen this on Facebook several tiomes already, so I imagine they are overloaded with calls. L. Coyote Apr 2017 #3

E.T. phone home FakeNoose Apr 2017 #2

Which one of youse is responsible? meow2u3 Apr 2017 #4

Only those who have been visited by Bigfoot or aliens, or had cows skinned, all others innocent. L. Coyote Apr 2017 #5

Don't forget that many aliens may disguise themselves as common yard insects dalton99a Apr 2017 #6

Some assume human form and infiltrate governments to prepare for their invasion L. Coyote Apr 2017 #7

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

1. Yes, troll his ignorant ass

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Thu Apr 27, 2017, 05:20 PM

Apr 2017

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)

3. I've seen this on Facebook several tiomes already, so I imagine they are overloaded with calls.

Reply to shenmue (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 27, 2017, 06:13 PM

Apr 2017

Would be an interesting anthropology study to know just what people are saying.

FakeNoose

(32,639 posts)

2. E.T. phone home

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Thu Apr 27, 2017, 05:48 PM

Apr 2017

meow2u3

(24,764 posts)

4. Which one of youse is responsible?

Reply to L. Coyote (Original post)

Thu Apr 27, 2017, 06:40 PM

Apr 2017

Love it! Masterful trolling of fascist pigs!

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)

5. Only those who have been visited by Bigfoot or aliens, or had cows skinned, all others innocent.

Reply to meow2u3 (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 28, 2017, 10:58 AM

Apr 2017

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dalton99a

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6. Don't forget that many aliens may disguise themselves as common yard insects

Reply to L. Coyote (Original post)

Fri Apr 28, 2017, 10:59 AM

Apr 2017

Sightings should definitely be reported

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)

7. Some assume human form and infiltrate governments to prepare for their invasion

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 28, 2017, 11:06 AM

Apr 2017

Don't believe their lies, they are coming to eat us.

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